Once Upon A Time: Episode 6

The Shepherd 

Note that I plan to write these blogs as I'm currently watching the shows. 

Because of the awesome writers of this series scenes jump between reality and the fairy tale world. I'll try my best to make the jump between the two simple and not confusing.

 

So David goes home with his wife; goes inside to a whole bunch of random people in his house. It’s a welcome home party. Now, pardon my confusion but if someone is suffering from amnesia the smartest thing is to obviously have a whole house of strangers there to greet them in an unfamiliar environment....right?

Anyways at the welcome home party for David, Henry has to once again explain how this whole curse works to Emma. Yes. Again. I fail to realize how she doesn’t understand or get it at this point. But he has to tell her what she needs to do every episode.

However despite no efforts from her (Emma) David leaves on his own to find Mary whatever her name is because she didn’t come to his party…

Mary is picking fruit or hanging something on a tree…it’s irrelevant…because clearly she’s being a douchebag by refusing to just be with him although he just told her his wife doesn’t matter.

Now this is where we would have run off and made pretty babies if it was me….but alas… 

[And tada! We jump into fairy tale land to see the prince fighting some warrior thing/man/person who’s just grunting a lot. ]

Random fact: I just flipped out because they put Midas (the king who turned everything to gold) in this episode.

Oh sheit!...The dude the prince “killed” just stabbed him in the chest and now the prince is dead…which is strange because he’s living in the human world.

Double sheit! The king made a deal with Rumplestilskin to get him a baby so he could have a prince and wants to make another deal to try to bring back the prince from death -_-….these people really need to learn to stop making deals with this bastard cause he's always screwing them over. 

Rumplestilskin makes me laugh though. Despite how disgusting and nasty he is. His mannerisms are friggin hilarious.

[ In reality: Emma gives Mary relationship advice…I didn’t really follow because again she’s saying something stupid. The best thing she did was pour them alcohol.]

Back to fairy tale land…we see that the prince has a twin…and as he and his mother bond Rumple shows up to…you guessed it….fuck things up. 

BACK AWAY FROM THE RUMPLE!....

You would think this would be easy enough, yes? WRONG!!....

[Back to reality]

This bitch!..( And by this bitch I mean Regina aka the queen, and if you caught up you should know this by now) but she’s ALWAYS in the way…like damn. 

[Back to fairy tale: At this point I’d like to apologize if my jumping back and forth I warned you about if you’ve gotten confused.]

So…we’re walking…. walking…. and seeing lots of burnt bodies and damaged shit in front of a cave…the smart ass guard goes… “there is the dragon’s leer”…. Well…we couldn’t tell… so thank you

He jumps, he spins…is clawed at and walla!…. The twin slays the dragon!! [With some cunning shepherd trick I might add :)]

[Its back to the lab again and by lab I mean reality]

David is throwing game beyond game at Mary and once again she pushes him away because its “not the right thing to do” .sigh. 

[Fairy tale again yo]

Oh sheit!!! David’s irrelevant wife was Midas’ daughter in fairy tale land. This bitch! (And I mean the king that’s making the twin/ new prince/shepherd marry this girl) 

[Reality again]

All these bitches and hoes that live in this town. I can’t even…. I mean I really wish Regina would choke on a bone and just die in a hole somewhere…always messing up the Prince and Snow White…in reality…in fairy tales…Just GO AWAY Regina -_-

[And in fairy tale today]

Every time I see this dude’s mother I remember she sold her motherfucking son for a farm. A farm!

The now prince and his mother have a bonding moment where she gives him the ring he gives to Snow White and says goodbye to his real mother FOREVER.

[Reality]

I swear if someone gets in the way of (Mary) Snow White and (David) Prince charming being together again…grrrr

Andddd Emma finds out that her boss is the mayor’s booty call. Because life is good as the Sheriff of the town.  ;)

[Fairy tale ish: A whole bunch of explanatory stuff goes on in fairy tale that shows you what happens right before Snow White attacks the prince]

Heartbroken Mary goes to the cafe, and talks to the random doctor dude about nothing relevant and this episode ends here.

Next week: The booty call Sheriff starts to remember he’s a fairytale when he kisses Emma and pisses off the mayor and Mr. Gold…. AND somebody dies!! Most likely the Sheriff since he's irrelevant in either world but we’ll see. 

Watch the episode I blogged about here: Watch the shepherd here!

Thanks for reading...but its really all just make believe :)