Recap from last season, which can be found here ⇢ Recap here!!
Okay. So I was not aware I had missed the season finale until I started watching with my friend and we were both there like wtf is going on....so please excuse my random confused and I apologize in advance :)
So it starts with some random woman pretending to be Annie...now....I don't know which Annie but clearly we don't like the bitch from the beginning...
Anyway...right now she is irrelevant.....
Emma and Ethan have an irrelevant bonding moment and Thayor walks up. They all decide they should call Sutton after her bitch fit that I missed in the season finale....but Sutton is unavailable because she is currently drowning in a lake...
We're at Sutton's birthday party and they keep showing the random woman just lying all over the place...
Thayor and the other 2 are STILL talking about where Sutton could be...PSA: Drowning...
Emma leaves to help Mads and Char do something and the boys have a twin discussion...more irrelevant stuff happen with Laurel and her bf dancing...
I'd just like to point out the fact that I am still confused as to what is happening to audiences everywhere. Okay, continue reading now...
This creeper; Mads' father is talking to random woman....I swear this bitch always has something to do with anything shady in this town... I can't with him.
[Commercials]
Police are at the house looking for the car that is keeping Sutton's company as she dies in the lake...
Irrelevant stuff and we switch scenes to Ethan's little house/trailer thingamabob where his brother the douche is doing what he does best, be a douche....
You people have no idea how confused I am by this fuckery....my advice to you...make sure you watch the season finale before attempting to watch this episode
Char's mother, boozy, left the party and got a DUI, all irrelevant shit.
Yes I am upset because I am confused. -_-
Ethan and Emma have another irrelevant conversation where it is apparent that sometimes; more often than not, her brain leaves her head and goes on vacation.
[More commercials]
We come back and the 3 musketeers [Ethan, Thayor and Emma] are still looking for Sutton when Ethan gets a text saying they found the car.
We switch scenes for an irrelevant convo about boozy carried on by Father Creeper and Creeper de la random aunt...
I personally believe they can both exit stage left.
Back at the lake/pond/body of water...what it is...the car is pulled out and NO Sutton! {shocked faces] but her phone and bag is there...so douchy brother acts like a douche and starts to blame Emma but Ethan takes the blame....And douchy brother is arresting them....-_-
[Commercials]
At the house Laurel and her parents and being emotional over a bracelet she got from Justin; the baby creeper.
Back at the police station irrelevant shut happens....I honestly cannot with the characters in this series...
Emma is SO bad at pretending to be Sutton....I just...riddle me how no one ever found this out besides Ethan....just a town full of vaginas...
After irrelevant bonding about how Sutton could be dead and her parents throwing a bitch fit she goes to her room where Thayor is just standing in the dark in a corner like Bruce Wayne on Batman patrol...
Sigh. They argue about the fact that she should tell everyone she is the twin as she is preparing to have a meltdown...
[Commercials]
Here we get back to Ethan and his brother arguing....I really hate his brother....he and his bitter ass.
So irrelevant stuff happens and then Emma accuses Ethan of hurting Sutton, welll he throws a bitch fit and figures out it was Thayor that planted the seed of doubt and now he's about to go forth and just fuck shit up...
Switch scenes to the clubhouse and Ethan is all up in Thayor's shit when father creeper steps in and ends it before it even started...
The day is soon done....two scenes. 1. Thayor telling Mads he has "something" on Ethan and 2. Ethan apologizing to Emma and bonding in her room...
[Commercial break]
Irrelevant parents as always...
We switch scenes to Laurel telling Justin she lost the bracelet he gave her [the one her father found in the previous irrelevant scene]...this dude gets a serious serial-killer-I'm-going-to-murder-this-bitch-and-her-family-and-dog look on his face before he starts crying about his dead parents....
Justin is a baby creeper in my eyes...I don't yet believe his parents are dead...so excuse me while I don't care...but feel free to cry and want to hug him...
New scene...Father creeper is going to talk to random woman but Thayor interrupts...however he gets an Emma text and father creeper commences conversation...
Seeing as that is irrelevant we switch to a group meeting in Emma/Sutton's room....
the meeting is paused because her mother stops by her room and drops off a present....
Thayor, uses his spidey senses and thinking something is wrong tells her to open the gift...
Inside is a piece of Sutton's dress...and I quote:
Keep on behind Sutton
Or you're next
Well....isn't this individual a bold bitch....sigh...
Songs from this episode:
- Not fooling around tonight - Butterfly boucher
Thanks for reading...but its really all just make believe :)
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