Switched At Birth: Season Premiere

Starry Night

So I watched the episodes leading up to the season premiere and my hate for Daphne has been restored with such a great passion......omg....I hate her so much its unbelievable....

Starts with a recap of last season of course ⇢ Recap here!!

Daphne walks in on Bay and Emmett talking on the phone and takes over so Bay has to kick out lol seeing as she wants to steal him and all.

Family meeting about Angelo. I hate Daphne....why can't Angelo just talk to his daughter. That is his sperm. Leave her let her be...even if she's making a mistake....

New scene and the boys are at the music festival that they are left for....lmao...they are just arguing because Wilkie tricked them into playing....

Back at the house Daphne and blonde mother....I don't know her name is talking to Daphne and asking her to bond....

Regina is doing Bay's nails....I like this whole real mother; real daughter thing. It's cute. Oh dude I hate is called John...the rich father...

The lawyer is at the house talking about the case...which is really irrelevant to me at this time....

New scene...oh dear....Regina is going to go ask John about staying home and not making Bay resent him....most likely he won't listen but....wait what....he asks her to come instead.....lmao....she has to go with Bay and Angelo smh...

And Regina goes home and tells Daphne and the deaf bitch throws a bitch fit.....I really don't think her disability is a reason for her to act like such a cunt all the time....

I think its ironic that Daphne has NO problem sharing Bay's parents but Bay isn't suppose to want to share hers...gtfo

[Commercials]

Okay, we're back. Daphne is still in her bitch fit mode. She goes to call Emmett and he is not available. I AM GLAD!

Back to the boys trying to get people to come listen to them...

[House] Bay looks hot going to the Jazz club!

Wait...why are her parents being so emotional....they call Daphne their daughter all the time and she can't call her father dad....again gtfo

lmao back to the boys....going to rename their band Free Booze :') to get people to come watch....

Irrelevant stuff with Bay, Regina and Angelo.

Back at the house the blonde mother's bonding night is swashed because Daphne wants to be a whore and drive up to see Emmett..."she needs time alone"....no you want time with Emmett away from Bay....

Jazz club and the biological family is bonding. They're too cute.

Regina: "Daphne's Emmett" Bay: "He doesn't really belong to her.".....thank you Bay....

Irrelevant argument at the table....the parentals walk out and Bay is just sitting there at the table alone....personally I would have drunk the wine but hey...

[More commercials]

We come back at the rich parents are watching a horror and being irrelevant and dumb...I like how she lets her husband just dismiss her....

At the rock festival this whore Daphne is climbing in Emmett's tent....look I cannot with her...smiling and cuddling up to the boy as he is sleeping....I am not pleased at all....

Regina is talking to Bay in the car, back at the house about Angelo and being irrelevant....the fight was really not that big of a deal....you guys are too sensitive...

Bay and her father have an irrelevant convo but he tells her that Daphne left and went out to the festival to see Emmett....LOL....the look on Bay's face [that bitch] <----- that was the look right there....

[More commercials yo]

It's morning at the festival and Emmett wakes up like wtf are you doing in my tent....she's just there watching him, smiling like a creeper....

Yes Daphne, it was stupid. You look like a whore. Yes we do think you are the type of girl that would sleep with Emmett...

Irrelevant hospital scene with blondy going to talk to the nurse that "switched the babies"...

Bay surprises Emmett....well this is awkward....lol

Back to the hospital and the nurse is talking to blondy still....the nurse feels bad about the switch....awww....she apologized...sweet lady....

[Commercials...yay....-_-]

Emette and Bay have a thing...kinda argument....kinda not....

The boys are playing their set and Daphne is jealous because Bay is cheering for Emmett and he is smiling...smh she walks away...

Ahhhh Blondy's name is Katherine!! Finally lol....sigh...she's telling her husband about the meeting with the nurse and filling him in that he is a pushy ass...

They bond. But its irrelevant.


At the festival Emmett gets mad at Bay for stopping him from getting his ass kicked by telling the dude he was deaf...

Wilkie is here confronting Daphne because she's sulking....


Daphne you can leave Emmett and like Wilkie...I think he's hot...


She's talking about how she hates everybody because Bay wants to know her father and how Bay took the only person that she could talk to from her....

I would feel for you if I didn't hate you so much....

Good job Wilike....making her laugh that was cute...I still hate her but that was very cute indeed :)


[Commercialssssssssssssss]

Music festival and Emmett is throwing a bitch fit with Bay....he gets so defensive and just goes off on her....then he goes and does cute things....

Oh Daphne..interpreting for Emmett and Bay...I still hate you but you get a point.

And now Bay feels bad that Daphne had to help....all this estrogen and these mood swings...




At the house Regina and her mother talk about her turning back into boozy....

Music Festival Bay and Daphne talk...they awkward bond....

Songs from this Episode: 

•  Alchemy - Kyler England

Next week:

Bay goes to warn Daphne about a girl and she gets defensive and bitchy as usual.

Watched the episode I blogged about here: Watch Starry Night here!!





Thanks for reading...but its really all just make believe :)