Okay...Let me just say I am excited that this series has started back.
Recap of last season: Which you can see here - Recap here!
1 month later.
LOL. The girls are doing community service :').
It's amazing how in jail you still have haters....smh...omg Emily has turned into a bad ass. Finally! All hail Emily!!...Spencer and Emily have a fight which is honestly too funny for words andddd
THEME SONG!!...I've missed you
Hannah and her mother are being irrelevant in the kitchen; Emily walks in and Hannah walks out. Bad ass Emily is the outside?? I think yes....
We switch scenes and Aria and her douchy brother are talking....honestly more irrelevant stuff....when =D They bump into Ezra....my heart is current smiling...anyway...Aria and Ezra have an awkward, post relationship flirt in front of her brother....
Ps. I want an Ezra. Thanks.
New scene with random creeper dude; the policeman....I must say I love how bitchy Spencer is...Go get 'em Spencer...
I really want this police dude to die....
Meanwhile Emily is here talking to her old swim coach. and oh dear, criminal delinquents aren't allowed to swim....who would've thought....
Everyone is being so bitchy...and again!! Bad ass Emily. Bumping into people, hitting books out of their hands, making deals with A....all grown up?
[Commercials]
Hannah and Aria are talking about Ezra :)
We switch and see Hannah having a metal breakdown over community service photos. [ At this time I'd like to point out that I still this Lucas is a creeper]
Okay so in between here a whole bunch of irrelevant stuff happens with Ezra and Aria's dad and Toby (=D) and Spencer. Finally we switch scenes and see that its all a lie!
The girls are really still friends and all of this is a trick to get A.
[Commercials]
AHHHHHH!! regeporiugotgiporfwrflkealrjf Caleb is back!!! XD
Okay my moment is done, well kinda, sorta, I want him, in my pants!
Honestly another whole bunch of irrelevant stuff happens with Toby and Emily....We switch scenes
Ezra's ex cunt in all in Aria's shit and Ezra walks in!! Huzzah!!
[Commercial with Daniel Radcliff's new movie. Check it out Woman in black. Looks good but it freaks me out tbh]
Okay we come back and Aria is telling Ezra about his ex cunt and their break up....sigh Ezra :)
We switch scenes and Lucas is talking to Caleb, trying to be all macho...youuu just calm down Lucas...
We see the girls' planned blow out in the hallway...I am proud at how much smarter they seem than last season.
Deep breaths. New scene. Aria and Ezra are about to tell her parents. I am low key excited af for this....ok ok....:O....All hail Ezra! and Aria too but...
Mike!! I hate him but how he's told to go upstairs and still just eases down them to listen to the convo :')
And cue dramatic over reaction by Aria's parents. Oh stfu. And again Mike to the rescue! Huzzah!...Clearly everyone has been learning stuff.
[Commercials]
Aria's parents are continuing to be irrelevant and irrational. Just stfu....I don't know why her father has so much to say when he did the same thing when he was married....I just cannot....her father should have NOTHING to say...
We switch scenes and Ezra is just chilling in his office and in walks the cunt...Ezra attack! Good job...
Jackie....GO AWAY...as a matter of fact die...that works better...
Okay so another switch scenes and the girls are getting ready to meet Emily as she meets A....wait...ironically....
- Spencer is stopped by Toby
- Hannah is stopped by her mother
- And Aria is in her room trapped in Narnia.
Oh joy...
Spencer is trying to get away....Toby I love you, but move and stfu!
Hannah is stuck with her parents as they continue to be irrelevant - I will just add in here that her father, Isabel and Kate can all die as well while I'm killing off characters
I cannot with her father...sigh...all these simple whores that are wasting precious time...
Another scene switch and Emily is about to confront A....who is gonna be pissed that he/she/it got tricked...
[Commercials -_-]
Aria is trying to sneak out and again Mike to the rescue. Dude, therapy has been working for you...if you keep this up I might actually like you. [Mike scores some more cool points in this episode]
Back in the green house with Emily and A...she confronts him/her/it/random hooded figure...because this is the smart thing to do obviously....
Andddd attacked by the hooded figure...[What not to do when under attack 101 starring Emily]
The rest of the girls come to her aid....don't know how much that helped....
People!! We throw things at dangerous figures from a distance!! We do not let them escape!!
All my high hopes for increases of intelligence shattered...
A gets away -_- but he/she/it dropped their cell phone! Huzzah!!
Creepy ending:
A is running, running, gets to escape car and realises phone is gone. Has spazz attack.
Watch the episode I just blogged about: Watch the season return here!!
Thanks for reading.....but really its all just make believe :)
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