Why so little blogging....

Okay first of all happy new year guys!! I'm not that excited about it but most of you people are so I hope you have fun. 

I haven't been blogging shows lately because there's been nothing to blog! Everything's on break! But...there is good news...most of them soon be back soon.

I know, I know there are still a bunch of shows I need to do catch up on before they start back and I'm going to try to post some of them  tomorrow....but in the mean time here are some of the shows that are coming back to us shortly! :)

When do they return:

Monday January 2nd,

• Pretty Little Liars - 8pm 
• The Lying Game - 9pm 

Tuesday January 3rd,

• Switched at birth - 8pm
• Jane by Design [Series premiere] - 9pm

Thursday January 5th,

• The Vampire Diaries - 8pm
• The Secret Circle - 9pm

Friday January 6th, 

• Nikita - 8pm

Wednesday January 11th, 

• One Tree Hill - 8pm

When I find the rest of postings for the other shows and their return dates I will add them to this post so stay tuned. So far everything here has been added to the catch up except The Secret Circle, Nikita and One Tree Hill. Seeing as Nikita returns this Friday and Secret Circle returns on Thursday I'll try to have them done and up by later today.

Thanks for reading as always! :)

The Vampire Diaries [The Catch Up]

Channel: CWTV

Time: Thursday 8 - 9pm

The third season of Vampire Diaries just ended. It will be back in January for Season 4.

What Vampire Diaries is about: 

Vampire diaries is the story of two vampire brothers obsessed with the same girl. 

What happened in Season 1 -

We meet the Salvatore brothers Damon and Stefan when they return to Mystic Falls. Stefan returns for Elena, who looks exactly like Katherine Pierce; a bad ass vampire that both the brothers loved in 1864 and Damon returns to free Katherine from a tomb in which she was trapped by a witches spell when the town tried to kill all the vampires all those years ago.

Sidereel Link: Catch Up on Season 1 here!!

What happened in Season 2 -

Katherine returns! The love triangle between Elena and the brothers suffer under her manipulations. The set of original vampires; brothers, Elijah and NiKlaus come to town in search of Elena who Klaus is after to break a curse set on vampires and werewolves by witches. After trying to protect Elena from Klaus the ritual is performed any ways and gives rise to something no one expects. 

Sidereel Link: Catch Up on Season 2 here!!

What happened in Season 3 - 

The story of the Original family is revealed. Stefan leaves Mystic Falls and joins Klaus. Damon and Elena's bond becomes stronger as they search for Stefan and try to get him back to the good side. Jeremy is haunted by the ghosts of his two ex girlfriends with messes with his relationship with Bonnie. Caroline and Tyler become close although they are at two opposite sides of a supernatural war.

Sidereel Link: Catch Up on Season 3 here!!

Switched At Birth [The Catch Up]

Channel: ABC Family
Time: Tuesday 8 - 9pm

Switched at birth has only had one season so far. Season 2 returns in January.

What Switched at Birth is about:

This is the story of two teenage girls who were switched at birth by the hospital. One of them; Bay, grows up with a very rich family, both parents and a brother. The other one; Daphne, is deaf and has grown up with a single mother.

Season 1 Episode 1 - 

The family learns about the hospital's mistake. They meet each other for the first time.

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 1 here!

Season 1 Episode 2 - 

Daphne and her mother Regina have moved in with Bay and her family. Everyone has to adjust to the new life. Bay learns about her family history and Daphne spends time with her new friend Liam. 

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 2 here!

Season 1 Episode 3 -

Bay is curious about her birth father and starts asking questions. 

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 3 here!

Season 1 Episode 4 -

Buckner Hall holds a fund-raiser where everyone is stressed out. Bay finds out that Liam and Daphne are dating and we see that Emmett likes Daphne (if you didn't already realize). Everyone is stressed out in this episode.

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 4 here!

Season 1 Episode 5 - 

Bay's secret boyfriend Ty is invited over for dinner and Toby gets into some poker problems. 

Sidereel Link: What Episode 5 here!

Season 1 Episode 6 -

Daphne has problems at her new school. Bay and Emmett get close as he helps her do research on her father. 

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 6 here!

Season 1 Episode 7 - 

Daphne finds out that Regina has been keeping the secret about the girls behind switched for years.

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 7 here!

Season 1 Episode 8 - 

Bay and Emmett become to get more serious about each other and Daphne gets pissed. Regina tells everyone about her knowing about the switch.

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 8 here!

Season 1 Episode 9 -

It's their birthday!!...Regina tries to tell everyone how sorry she is. 

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 9 here!

Season 1 Episode 10 -

Bay's father Angelo attends her art show (She's finally found him!!) and Daphne decides that she is better for Emmett than Bay so now she wants him. 

Sidereel Link: Watch the Season Finale here!

Terra Nova: Episode 11 and 12

Before I start let me just say that this post is going to be extremely long because it's two episodes in one. I don't know why but this is how I had to watch them in catch up. Don't know if it was the same for you guys but it was hard to tell when one episode ended because they were combined.

Occupation/Resistance

It starts with the creeper back in the future talking to some guy about them being rich and the 11th pilgrimage and their plans to take an army to Terra Nova.

Back in Terra Nova they are preparing for the same pilgrimage. Josh is worried about his girlfriend coming through.

Maddy and her cutie boyfriend Reynolds, who is a soldier and has to leave to help with the portal have a cute little moment as they say goodbye.

Okay we're ready for this pilgrimage....people? soldiers? who's coming through???...AND its people!! Hooray!

So, Kara, Josh's girlfriend comes through [they switched actresses] anyway she comes through and he hugs her right in front of the portal. Immediately after her a dude comes through and blows everything and every person the fuck up.

Now...I didn't see why Jim HAD to hug her right in front of the portal but okay....

[Commercials]

We're back...Jim is waking up in the hospital and he can't hear, he walks outside and Terra Nova is destroyed!...Mira and Lucas are running the camp...

After nearly being shot Jim goes back to the house with his wife....Josh is all sad because his girlfriend got blown up...[smh stupid Jim; hugging her as soon as she came through]

[Commercials AGAIN!! grrrr]

So wifey is explaining the new get up of Terra Nova, ya know, curfew and all that jazz...

We switch scenes are see the soldiers just eating in the bar and not paying....errr....I would have just poisoned them personally...you can't eat and not pay....money or death. 

They we see Jim coming into the bar rallying the troops one by one! Good job sir :')....When he goes to talk to the labby dude he is almost caught BUT again the Terra Nova people are all their little plans are genius. Huzzah!

[You guessed it...more commercials]

Some irrelevant stuff happen with Mira, creeper dude, new dude and then Skye...and Jim finds out how Taylor has been trying to reach him. 

These people are so savvy with their plans....craving co-ordinates on bullets and then shooting the enemy...A+ 

[Commercials]

Jim sneaks out on the back of the truck with new dude and creeper so he can go meet Taylor and the troops...

THIS BITCH!...and I mean the new dude just shot a dinosaur that was just chilling; eating plants; doing what herbivores do....

Some irrelevant stuff happens and then creeper and new dude decided to blow out a whole chunk of the jungle....however Taylor's men steal the bomb and now have to defuse it as it is counting down....oh sheit!

This new black chick soldier girl defuses the bomb. I must say she's a pretty bomb ass bomb expert. No pun intended. 

The cunt has another bitch fit because he couldn't "defeat his father"....

[Com-mer-cials]

Jim gets back to Terra Nova....irrelevant stuff happens and then he and his wife have a cute bonding moment...

(A new day, has come, a new day, hassss, comeee)

Okay so the people of Terra Nova are just working together and putting trackers on the goons so Taylor and the troops can take them out.

Creeper walks into the bar where Josh works and of course he's being a creeper AND an asshole so Josh just goes off on him and starts kicking his ass...but alas there are soldiers in the bar and they start kicking Josh's ass....Skye runs to get Jim and its Jim to the rescue!

Now I can't understand how for the life of me all of the fuckers in this bar are just standing watching Jim fight alone...no help...nothing...

Eventually Jim and Josh are captured

[Commercials]

In "prison" Jim and Josh have a heart to heart...

Switch scenes: ELIZABETH IS BAD ASS! The end. [She's the wife in case you've forgotten]

In the prison creeper is going on and on about the details of his "I hate my father story"....Well something irrelevant happens but either way he releases Jim who dashes home...the family packs all their shit and leaves....

NOOO!! The soldier woman is going to die so they can get out!! I like you...don't do it!!.... :'( 

[Commercials]

The Shannons escape and join Taylor; Washington (the soldier lady) gets killed by creeper. 

Taylor is all sad and depressed and Zoe comes and tries to cheer him up. Good job kid!

Elizabeth and Jim have a heart to heart some other place and Maddy and her hot boyfriend are just making out by a tree WHEN Jim passes and catches them :') 

They scatter and he goes back to looking for Taylor, they decide to blow up the portal! Huzzah! 

[OMG more commercials]

So the portal is reopened and irrelevant stuff starts happening....

Skye sets up an ambush to catch creeper! Props to you ma'am and Jim is about to go through the portal...(this is a nerve racking moment)

Anyways he gets through, sigh these little smart cute plans all throughout the episode is making me happy. 

My heart is beating so fast!! We're jumping scenes in between Jim trying to blow up the portal and Taylor kicking his son's ass in the jungle. 

Jim sets off the bomb and has to get back to the portal or he's doomed!

After the ass kicking Taylor starts to get all paternal and his bastard son stabs him!! But ALL HAIL SKYE!! who although it was her fault Lucas escaped after the ambush just blast his ass with a gun....more cool points to you. 

Irrelevant stuff and then!! Tears of Joy and happiness; Jim makes it back to Terra Nova. 

[Final commercials]

Mira finds out the portal has been blown up and gets sad/pissed/distraught because her daughter is STILL in the future and there's no way to get her back. 

Taylor gets a call that Terra Nova is safe again and the team makes their way back....in the colony they find out that there may be a second time rip somewhere oh sheit!!! 

The season ends with the Shannon family watching a meteor shower. 

Sidereel Link: Watch the season finale here!

Thanks for reading but....its all just make believe :)

Terra Nova: Episode 10

Within

So, Jim and the head soldier dude are talking about the portal and the pilgrimage about to come through in a couple of days and about how they are still looking for the sixer spy. 

Then we see Jim back in Terra Nova questioning women that were in the hospital, because the most they know about the spy is that its a female. He's about to question Skye, who at this point we know is the spy and she lies to him using the dumbest cover ever, his son. Smh. 

Irrelevant stuff happens at the Shannons' household with Maddy and her computer/tablet thingy when we switch scenes and Josh leaves to go to work. On his way there, said stupid girl Skye comes to him and tells him to cover for her with his dad using another lie. He says okay eventually though.

So...Skype leaves Terra Nova to go meet the sixers. At this point in time I'm still not sure why she hasn't told Taylor they have her mother. Well as she's talking to her mother the creeper of the show emerges from the corner. When I say creeper I mean Taylor's son Lucas, remember this....it will come in handy.  Well creeper dude threatens her with the death of her mother if she doesn't help him. 

[Commercials]

When it comes back Jim finds the entrance that Skye has been using to get to the sixers. Well he's not sure its Skye as yet. Meanwhile she's off loading the information for creeper dude.

Irrelevant stuff happens with Maddy still trying to fix her gadget. 

We then switch scenes to Lucas' place and Skye is giving him the information...

Back at Terra Nova Jim finally finds out that Skye is the spy but goes to check with Josh who tells him he was lying about her story. Now its confirmed...time to get her, get her, get her....

[Awesome commercials!]

Back!...While Taylor is playing chess with Skye, cutie soldier comes and puts the little plan they set up to lower her out in motion.

More irrelevant stuff with Maddy and her computer thing...

We switch scenes to the troops setting up the trap for the sixers and Skye ad Jim being his brilliant self figuring out that the only way she would help them is if they had something over her.

[More commercials believe it or not]

Zoe's heart is broken when she finds out the Tom bought the core before her and goes to buy if from him. He is so scared of her father that when he finds out she is a Shannon he just gives her the core refusing her help as a trade lol. :') 

At the creeper's place Skye is realizing that she messed everything up because he is planning to destroy Terra Nova. Get this. He has all this hatred against his father from a grudge he holds from 14. Dude....let it go.

Skye leaves him and goes to her mother where she has a bonding moment and spills her guts about being a spy. Her mother; the martyr, tells her not to come back and to stop spying...she's willing to die to save Terra Nova. Well shucks you beautiful person you. 

[More irrelevant commercials]

As Jim and Taylor are looking through this hut thingy Skye runs into them and tells them everything....and she is doing this the creeper walks up to the portal, blasts the soldiers guarding it and starts to add on his pieces to make it go both ways....

Jim and Taylor get to the portal but its already been fixed...

At this point I'd like to say that I really cannot with the creeper and this pathetic bullshit....He needs to let his father know he "beat him"...I don't know at what exactly and clearly neither does Taylor...but anyways 

Lucas walks through the portal back to the future...

[And now we wait.....commercial break]

Taylor and Jim have a heart to heart where we learn about with his son has black belt pms. It's because he "couldn't save his mother" I'm not even sure how I feel about that. But this cunt, I mean Lucas, was all over the place screaming that Taylor was just a man not a god, so riddle me how he was suppose to save your mother...

Taylor starts to rally troops for the fight!! Huzzah!! Cue dramatic music...

Sidereel Link: Watch Within here!

Thanks for reading but its all just make believe :)

Terra Nova [The Catch Up]

So first of all Merry Christmas and if you don't celebrate Christmas then Merry whatever else you celebrate. So I was about to blog the last couple episodes of this series when I realized I didn't even have a catch up for it which is depressing to be honest. But Anyways, here goes. 

Channel: FOX
Time:Monday 8 - 9pm

This is the first season of Terra Nova.

What Terra Nova is about: 

Its based in 2149, where the world is dying. [Because hey, lets face it, we're humans, we screw up everything]. So the world is dying. This family of five, the Shannons, and the people the series is focused around are transported 85 million years to prehistoric Earth where they join a new colony called Terra Nova,who are trying to build a new civilization.

Season 1 Episode 1 - 

We see the story of the Shannon family before they get to Terra Nova. The father is in jail because since the planet is dying and all each household is only allowed two children. Well, they have three, and they got caught...he fought with a guard and got jailed. But Terra Nova requested his wife because she's a doctor so she devises a plan to get her whole family through.

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 1 here!

Season 1 Episode 2 - 

The family is not getting accustomed to Terra Nova and learning how everything works in this new time where they are in the past but the Technology is futuristic as hell lol. 

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 2 here!

Season 1 - Episode 3 - 

The two adult Shannons; Elizabeth, the mother and Jim the father find out something is wrong with one of the out posts and the guy who is running it. Apparently its some kind of diseased gas which makes you forget everything until you die. And Elizabeth along with this other doctor dude get infected. 

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 3 here!

Season 1 - Episode 4 - 

Jim finds a little girl who is a runaway from the sixer camp and she stays with the Shannons. 

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 4 here!

Season 1 Episode 5 - 

 Terra Nova has its first murder. 

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 5 here!

Season 1 Episode 6 - 

A meteor or something hits Terra Nova and they lose all their power and defense systems go down. 

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 6 here!

Season 1 Episode 7 -

Okay, so I didn't actually watch this episode because it was deleted from the dvr and I was too lazy to go look for it...then I forgot. But I think this is when some new people come to Terra Nova and one is suppose to be this doctor dude that Maddy, the oldest daughter adores. 

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 7 here!

Season 1 Episode 8 - 

Terra Nova has it's first Festival. We see that the Sixers are working for Taylor's son and I think there's some drama between Jim and Taylor. 

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 8 here!

Season 1 Episode 9 - 

Taylor and Mira (the head of the sixers) have to team up when they are forced to battle this male-female dinosaur duo. Jim keeps searching for the mole in Terra Nova giving the sixers information. 

Sidereel Link: Watch Episode 9 here!

The Lying Game [The Catch Up]

Channel: ABC Family
Time: Mondays 9 - 10pm

The Lying game is currently on break; when they return it is with season 2.

What Lying Game is about: 

An identical twin; given up for adoption, find each other when one twin is on the hunt to find her birth mother. The are completely different and are from completely different backgrounds [one grew up rich while one grew up in foster homes]. Emma, the twin from the foster homes decides to run away and meets her sister, Sutan, who suggests that they should to switch places so she can continue the search of their mother. Sutan goes off and leaves Emma to talk over her life. 

What you've missed in Season 1 - 

Sutton and Emma switch places. Nobody knows Sutton has an identical twin so when they switch Emma has to use Sutton's laptop to figure out who and what everyone and thing are. At the same time they are both working together to figure out who their mother is and why she gave them up. Sutton is searching for information on their mother with Thayer, her bestfriend's brother and eventually Emma gets help from Ethan, Sutton's secret boyfriend as to how she could live as Sutton.

Sidereel Link: Watch Season 1 here!

Pretty Little Liars [The Catch Up]

Channel: ABC Family
Time: 8 - 9pm

Pretty little liars is break and returns for Season 3 this January.

What Pretty Little Liars is about:

So this show is about the story of 5 friends: Spencer, Aria, Hannah, Emily and Allison. Allison who was the leader of the group was killed and the girls are now being stalked by an unknown person called A who knows ALL of the girls' darkest secrets and threatens to reveal them. They are also trying to find out who Allison's killer is since nobody knows. 

I don't want to give too much spoilers to anyone that wants to watch so I'll just post links to the seasons if you want to watch. If however you don't care for the links and you just want to know what's happened without watching I'll be back in a couple of days to post info about the last two seasons. 

What happened in Season 1 - 

The girls are reunited when they all start receiving strange messages and then shit gets real. There is way too much drama for me to tell you episode by episode what happened in this short paragraph but this is the beginning of non-stop drama for these girls. 

 Catch Up on Season 1 Watch Season 1 of Pretty Little Liars here!

What happened in Season 2 -

Unfortunately, the same thing that goes for Season 1 goes for here. Season 2 starts with the girls dealing with what happened in the end of the previous season. 

Catch Up on Season 2 - Watch Season 2 of Pretty Little Liars here!

I'll be back with more information about Pretty Little Liars. The show returns January 2nd, 2012.

Roadtrip Notice!!

So I'm sorry to report that you guys will have to wait a couple of days for me to blog about the current episodes this week because I'm on a road trip!!!

It's less exciting that it sounds but still, I won't be able to watch shows on tv obviously. However, whenever I can pick up wireless I'll stream them and try to blog it to you then.

In other news shows I will catch up in the month of December:

• Pretty Little Liars 
• The Lying Game 
• Switched at birth 
• Secret Life of an American Teenager 
• Make it or break it 
• The Vampire Diaries 

They are probably more shows I need to do catch up on but as I said in The Beginning, I'll try to do it before they premiere or before I blog any episode about them. :)

Criminal Minds: Episode 10

The Bittersweet Science 

It starts with this dude watching boxing and another dude calling him telling him about something bad that happened....

Honestly the guy just sounds high af.

Talking about how he took somebody to the hospital and then outside he was fighting with dudes and God was reaching out to him....

Anyways the guy that is high puts down the phone and then realises he is covered in blood.

We switch it up and sexy Hotch is just jogging and this woman runs up to him as he's stopping....she's a cutie though....I hope she's not a creeper....asking him on an exercise date and ish....go Hotch go! 

Back at the office Rossi is trying to get him to go lol....."What's her name?"...."Beth"...."I like it." lol Oh Rossi :') 

Anyways they get to the room and Garcia is briefing the team about the murdered dudes propped up in an alley....

[Annnndddd themesong then commercials]

In the plane every one is talking about Hotch and the fact that he may or may not be dating :') 

Switching scenes we see high/murder dude from last night in the boxing ring training...

Back to the team, who have finally gotten to the crime scene which looks like a mess...blood and spilled what looks to be like panda express everywhere...

And the connection has been made that the unsub was probably at of coming from the hospital when the two men were killed. 

Walking a couple of feet we go to the hospital and the boxer dude, who if you haven't guessed it now is the unsub. He and the ex wife and arguing about their kid and his leukemia. 

He is obviously where problems are going to occur for this man because he thinks the doctor is "playing them" and its only about money....

The unsub is back at the bar and betting on himself to win the fight so he can get more money to get his son the transplant...And some idiot next to him just starts talking...well I'm assuming he's going to get killed by this crazy bitch....

The first two victims one was hit 10 times and the other 30 times...with a pipe....I can't even with this dude...but meanwhile 

In the alley of the bar, he's just killing the two stupid bitches from the bar....Lesson to everyone: Leave people alone...you may never know when they turn out to be psychopaths. 

[Irrelevant commercials]

We come back and the team is looking at the men that are dead in the alley. Dr. Reid is here with an explanation of what could be happening....and he's apparently right because at the same time the killer dude is in the locker room stroking out and hallucinating. 

It's clear that something is wrong with him but because he bet a lot of money of the fight he says he's fine. Shortly after, he has a stroke or epileptic fit. 

The team is briefing the police officers about the unsub and what/who to look for; talking to them about this behaviour. 

The fight has starting and Jimmy, the killing/boxer dude is kicking the shit out of his opponent. He's going crazy with blood lust. And he knocked out the dude and won the fight!....Money for his son's transplant! Huzzah!

Oh sheit....his trainer said he forgot to bet the money....and now they are arguing because he doesn't have it on him to give back to the man...sigh. bye bye trainer....

Oh sheit!....His trainer beat his money against him and just lost ALL of it....this is definitely bye bye trainer...wait no, he might be lucky, Jimmy may just go kill somebody else. 

Jimmy has gone to get back his money from this Lou dude who is being an ass so far. This is not going to turn out good....

Death by the hands of Jimmy...goodbye Lou. 

[The commercials and brought to you by....]

The team is at this crime scene...most of this stuff is irrelevant but they think the trainer is the killer.....O_o.....wrong answer....

Whoops. The doctor is telling them that their son is going to die...Jimmy is obviously not listening....side note....I think the mother is sooo calm about the fact that their little boy is dying...but he has cancer so maybe she was prepping herself.

But new scene....the team is at Toni's [the trainer] house and are now realizing that he is not the unsub and that someone else is the person doing this stuff...

At the hospital Toni is talking to his son and the kid ask him if he's going to die...This episode is so very depressing....Poor Ryan :') 

However, since Jimmy has blood lust and his son is getting a blood transfusion the blood just triggered his craziness.

The team is still trying to figure out how Jimmy [who at this point they have realized is the unsub] snapped, got blood lust and became a serial killer....[lmao I almost spelled serial as cereal] 

Switch it up and we see Jimmy kicking his trainer's ass. Jimmy doesn't care that you have a kid or a family, this is clear...I thought he got away fut its looking like bye bye trainer now....

[Commercial time, dance around!]

We're back and Jimmy is about to fit in a mma fight. Which he shouldn't be doing but he is anyways....eyes looking all crazy....

Meanwhile the team is all over the place looking for Jimmy who is in the ring at this point in time hallucinating his son is on the side lines cheering him on...BUT his son disappears....and Jimmy's ass starts to get kicked....he's searching for his son and he can't see him....more ass kicking for Jimmy as the BAU walks in.

He got beat so he could go to the hospital and see his son :S....he lost a lot of blood and is not hospitalized...dude....couldn't you just walk through the door like you've done so many times before....:S

Anyway, they take him to see his son who is soon gonna die....it's so sad...sigh. He's telling his son that its okay to let go. Omg why is this so sad....I can't....he's telling him if its time to die its okay cause he's fought hard....this is breaking my heart... and he flat lined. :'(

Back at the BAU Rossi is telling Hotch to enjoy his date. 

It's the next day and he's on the little bike ride date. I really hope she is not a creeper...for Hotch's sake...see she likes this whole cast thing....Dear Lord I pray she's not a crazy.

Quotes from episode:
"Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die" - Joe Louis

"Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go" - Herman Hesse

Thanks for reading....but really it's all just make believe. 

Real World: Episode 12

An End to the Endless Summer

The season finale of the Real World: San Diego!

I honestly think Sam and Nate have one of the cutest relationships in the house.....Zach and Ashley are in the confessional making out....and Priscilla is talking to Frank.

The it gets better merchandize comes to the house for Nate's party for his The Living Memoir blog [which I gave a link to in the catch up].

Click to view the It gets better campaign here!

Everybody is basically just gearing up for the campaign party. 

Zach you cunt. Ashley is trying to sell the 50 tickets she took from Nate and Zach is gonna say, he doesn't really feel like doing anything for the campaign even though he knows Nate is excited. 

Zach and Ashley are still at the gym just doing nothing....Nate is pissed.

[Commercials yo]

We're back and everybody is leaving for the party....

Why is Nate so pink though?!?....I ask this question every episode....So Nate is drinking A LOT....and this is his party...he has to speak....

And he is behaving like a drunk vagina. Picture how you would expect to see a drunk vagina to behave....that's Nate. 

Everybody is selling shit and Nate is just partying....

Wtf is Nate talking about...how are you not gonna say the words, gay when referring to it gets better a campaign against glbt bullying and not say the word life when talking about not committing suicide?? 

[More commericals]

So Nate is literally making himself look like an idiot. He's drunk at his own event and left all the work for his friends to do....really....

Anyways, it turns out nice

The next day and the roommates are packing up....Zach is wearing Sam's shorts...I really hate that I like the funny things he does....

Zach and Ashley are having withdrawal symptoms....

Frank is still doing Nate's work and Nate is getting upset...and another yelling contest....but I'm on team Frank in this situation....Nate you just can't decide you're stressed out and going to get shitfaced at your suicide awareness event...

[We're back!]

Nate and Frank are friends again after their bitch fit.  Good job guys :') 

After a bunch of irrelevant stuff Alex and the hats and roommates buy subway sandwiches to hand out to homeless people and sing...

Nate is totally copying Mike Mike from last season by getting this tattoo...yes...that's my opinion and I'm sticking to it...

It's the final night in the house and everyone is just chilling as Alex sings and makes her roommates cry again...

[Omg its a commercial!]

When we get back everybody is packed and jumping in the pool and stuff....its bonding time :')....the five roommates in the house are chilling as usual....we won't even discuss Zach and Ashley....

LOL. Nate is just randomly preaching a sermon about the real world house to the roommates lol. 

Tears and tears and tears!! Group hug!!....After 3 months of people I liked I would probably be emotional...don't think I'd be so emotional I would cry but....I'd feel some sort of sadness 

[Last set of commercials]

All of the stuff after this is clearly irrelevant because everyone is just saying bye. Its sad and irrelevant.

Why is Priscilla so cute her crying is making me tear up lol...

Ashley and Zach are honestly the perfect couple though....even though they annoy me...They're in love....aww shucks Zach and Ashley....

There are no current links for the Real World finale online. Sorry.

Real World: Episode 11

Tick Tick Cabo-oom!

As usual the roommates you are closer are outside chilling in the hot tub and talking while Ashley and Zach leave to go to the gym. Zach and Ashley are still on this Frank issue and Frank is still on this Zach and Ashley issue...

NOT THAT SERIOUS....

The roommates get a letter sending them to Cabo....I'm jealous....

We switch scenes and we see Frank talking to a/his therapist about Ashley and Zach....a 3 month friendship cannot be this serious....

I mean I can understand that them being so stand off-ish could be frustrating but after a point in time just give up and go along your merry way.

Priscilla is about to go wild in Mexico because she's the youngest person in the house [19] so she can't drink in the States but she can drink in Mexico and she's Mexican...go Priscilla!!

Cabo and this hotel they are staying in are amazing [Note to my friends]

They are now here and they are breaking shit....

[Commercials snitches!!]

I want to go to Cabo!

The roommates are getting thrown around by the ways.... :'(....The sea here reminds me of the Caribbean. Homesick moment.

Basically all that's happening right now is that the roommates are having fun and Zach and Ashley are being all romantic and off in their own world...I mean...here I don't hate them for it cause they are certain moments you only wanna share with one person...but they are never with the group...smh

But naturally Frank is bitching about them being withdrawn...he's controlling his emotions in this situation though. Good job Frank!

Nate, Frank and Sam decide to just walk around naked and then everyone just gets naked just running around the hotel room....

After clubbing they all decided to go in the pool and do a crab circle :S....lmao wtf....most of them are still in their clothes....but not Zach and Ashley....they are sitting outside the door waiting to go in....

The next day and Zach and Ashley are in the gym while every one else is at the pool lol. I don't even know why Frank is still bothered at this point....

Omg....they are going to swim with the dolphins! [Dolphin rape is real people!! Google it]....And Nate is terrified lol.

[Commercial break]

Zach just called himself Thor....

I'm pretty sure that dolphin just had an orgasm as they were taking the picture lol.

Now they are on a boat cruise....Um....about swimming in the water with fish....uh no....I don't swim with fish...I don't care how pretty it is....

Everybody is fooling around and having fun but NOT Zach and Ashley...yes, the are annoying....but oh yay....

Priscilla is going wild....her name "dizzy shrizzy" and she's just all over the place...boobies popping out...try to kiss Nate....

At the club: Ladies drink for free! [Barbados I miss you!!]

Priscilla is drunk af, so is Sam and Nate lol. Alcohol is bad people.

Priscilla is hung over and parasailing ....why did she think this was a good idea....I don't know how she is handling the waves and this hung over...but props to you Dizzy...

Well not anymore lol...she puked...lol 

[Commercialsssss]

We're back in Cabo and they are going horse back riding on the beach....which turns out to be hella funny. 

Last night in Cabo and everybody goes to dinner....Sam calls out Zach for being a douche every time they talk about gay people in the military and he says he doesn't support it....

Now, hold up, someone riddle me fucking this....aren't you ALL fighting for the same country....why does it matter who you chose to share your penis or vagina with??....Ignorant bitch...

Frank is just calling out Zach on his ignorance too....meanwhile Nate is on the sideline saying that everybody should shut up and enjoy Cabo...All hail Nate!

[More commercials]

The argument gets worse and the rest of the roommates are trying to diffuse it....I think this all is pointless....

Anyway they leave and its the same five discussing the situation in another room and Zach and Ashley walk on the beach....

At this point Zach and Ashley are really annoying though...but I would have just cursed them and move along...

[Commercial commercial commercial]

We're back in San Diego.

I just can't with Ashley and Zach....

Frank, they are not your family dude. Let it go. Stay away from Zach and Ashley...Although you are being really grown up about this right now Frank...talking to them about the rest of people and not you...

Zach is being a little bitch, all families are not right wing perfect. 

Alex = the voice of reason.

"I'm getting upset now".....so why do you think we care Zach....They argue and Zach leaves....I mean....clearly its a good thing I've never been on a reality show...because I can't handle this fuckery....

[And we're back!]

Frank and Sam have a heart to heart. Zach and Ashley have a heart to heart. Sometimes Frank behaves so grown up :')....sometimes....

Funny quotes:

"Everybody makes drunk mistakes and sometimes its cool to be that mistake" - Nate

"I'm eating so much sand, my nasal cavity is doused in fish piss" - Nate

"Hey is Zach home, can he come out and play" - Nate

"Nate is in Narnia" - Frank

"I'm getting to know my roommates on another level, with my mouth" - Priscilla

"I'm not exactly okay with this." - Nate

"I'm a baby back bitch when it comes to anything to do with anything" - Nate

"It's funny to see Priscilla kinda bouncing up and down and her boobies not moving...I mean every thing else is jiggling but not her boobs" - Frank 

"If a horse bites you I'm pretty sure it could kill you." - Nate

"Ashley gets the only blonde horse, which makes sense and Ashley's horse is also a bitch.....which makes sense" - Frank

"Frank aka mother goose" - Zach

Sidereel Link: Watch Tick tick Caboo-om here!

Real World: Episode 10

Camp Out, Drag Out, Sing Out

Alex is randomly singing with her band and around on the roof, and Frank....this whore....is with the dude he cheated on his boyfriend with cuddling.

Meanwhile on the inside Ashley and Priscilla are talking about how Frank can be such a ho. 

We switch scenes to Ashley showering and Frank and Todd [the side piece] just walk in giggling about to get it on in the shower next to her.

She gets out and after a while so do they....

Confessional : Nate is talking about how Ashley is giving Todd the silent treatment because she liked Michael [the ex boyfriend]

The show scenes of the beach and a food place with Sam and Nate just kicking it, eating and talking about how Sam does drag and is a drag king....I can't even....her name is Shawn something or the other....I'm really not interested...

New scene. The love birds Zach and Ashley are in the gym working out and Frank comes in and gets the stink eye so he decides to talk to her about Todd. 

Confessional: Frank gets jealous that Ashley likes Michael so much. 

Back at that house Frank is bitching about how Zach and Ashley left the gym without saying bye and how Ashley is more concerned with the fact that Michael is gone than about how he feels....

Frank is here being a little bitch. Dude it's not that serious....its really not.

Ashley walks in the bath when Frank is showering and he tries to call her out but she just plays it off. And yes Ashley you are right, he says nothing to Zach because Zach is a wall of muscle that could swash him. 

In the confessional Frank continues to bitch about Ashley....still NOT THAT SERIOUS.....

[Back from commercials]

Sam is setting up her drag king performance...Alex is going to House of Blues [where they work] to set up a performance for Alex and the hats. 

A new day hassss commmeeee......

The roommates are going on a camping trip. This should be drama. I don't even know why they let Frank drive...He raises up the heat although the car is already hot....

[More commercials...I think blogging these episodes will slowly kill my brain cells 500 at a time]

The roommates set up and go for a sun set walk....a part from the camping [which I think is the gate way to horrors and being eating by cannibals in the woods]....I think camping will be cool....

Zach and Ashley take off speed walking and end up at the lookout point before the group...its not like they care or anything...well Ashley and Zach don't but I think the group was a little offended lol.

Annnnddd SMORES! with the group minus Zach and Ashley who went into a tent. 

Nate and Frank have a heart to heart about how Ashley never opens up and is all about Zach....oh well such is life...well her life....

[More commercials]

I'm guessing they woke up before everyone but Zach and Ashley are just outside chilling, listening to nature and shit....Frank wakes up and pees near them LOL.

They are leaving....back to civilization and a house and a pool. 

Frank is talking to Alex about Ashley being rude and how Zach and Ashley are so stand off-ish. I don't know why he cares so much honestly....they are not your friends dude....you've known these people for a couple months....

Sam has her show tonight....

Nate!! The resident drinker is just ordering shots for everyone! Huzzah!

I really don't understand the whole tape down your breasts thing as a person who has breasts....LOL Nate is so drunk from today he's just sleeping while everybody is in the car ready to go :')

[More stupid MTV commercials]

They get Nate out of bed and they're on their way. Nate is in the back of the car just yelling out random shit towards Ashley every time she opens her mouth telling her to shut up and how no one believes her...Liquid courage...smmfh dude...

Alex is talking to Zach and Ashley about how the others feel....I agree with Zach and Ashley I don't know why its such an issue...nobody told you guys to share personal stuff with them....

So now Zach is pissed and :o...he actually called Ashley his girlfriend :')....anyways they put aside the shit to enjoy the drag king performance which in my honest opinion is a bunch of bullshit...but heh...if that's your thing brah...

[I really hope this is soon over....and irrelevant commercials]

Ashley and Zach leave to go to the gym and as Frank is going and they are leaving Zach stops him to confront him....and irrelevant argument/conversation....

Frank honestly...she does not need to share her life story with all the roommates like you did.

Everything said after this honestly did not matter....

They get back to the house...this is all still irrelevant stuff....Nate and Frank leave the house with Alex and he is now bitching about the conversation at the gym and asking Frank to "back him up"....and cue argument....

Frank is yelling at Nate....this bitch....I just can't with stupid fucking over emotional people...Frank just stfu. 

[We come back from commercials]

Alex and the hats perform at the house of blues. I really think the songs she writes are really nice...her singing is making all the roomies cry and by all I mean the girls and Frank.

Sam, Frank and Zach gives confessionals about what they think about the situation.

Funny quotes:

"Frank and Todd. Frank and Michael. Frank and Frank. Frank is more confused than an ugly duckling growing up with swans." - Zach

"Sam Seran-wraps her ta-tas as if she is marinating two chicken breasts." - Frank

"I am walking to the gym, minding my own business and I walk into the wonder twins" - Frank

'With Zach and Frank I'm right in the middle, why can't one just hate me so I can be like bleh I'm on their team now." - Nate

Sidereel Link: Watch the Real World:SD here!

Real World [The Catch Up]

This series was on my list in the first blog I created but then I had gotten so far behind I wasn't sure I was going to blog about it but when I started to finish it I realized I didn't want to flood my twitter with #RealWorldSD tweets. So I decided to blog about it...

Current City: San Diego
Channel: MTV
Time: 10 - 11pm

What the Real World is about:

They take 7 random strangers, plop them in an amazing house for 3 months I think it is and they get to randomly live their lives. Except in an amazing house. 

The real world is in its 26th Season and no sidereel  does not have all of the seasons seeing as they're 26 but I'll drop the link for you to check it out. You don't need to watch a previous season to understand anything in the season you choose to watch. 

Link to the seasons of Real World here!

This current season is NOT my favourite....the best season to me so far has been Real World: Las Vegas which I will also link you to:

WATCH REAL WORLD: VEGAS NOW!!

Okay....so I'm just going to give you a basic catch up since I don't feel like going episode to episode -

The Roommates this season: 
Priscilla
Frank
Sam
Nate
Zach
Ashley
Alex

So far this season.....

Priscilla - She has had relationship problems with her ex who randomly decides when he is going to pop in and out of her life. 

Frank - Has been a big over dramatic ho. He met a guy who became his boyfriend, then cheated on him with a random dude and has had major runnings with ALL of the roommates and has also had random bar brawls. He was also IN LOVE with Alex when they first moved into the house.

Sam - She is the girl who talks to much in my opinion. Rooms with Zach because she's a lesbian. Um...not really a lot to say about her. She argued with Zach about going to the pride week festivities cause he's all "anti-gay!!" and she's all "open your mind".

Nate - Nate is the comedy of the house for the most part. He's strangely always red which freaks me out. He started a blog/organization called The Living Memoir to raise suicide awareness. 

Check out The Living Memoir here!

Zach - Sigh. Zach is the house's "hottie". He is child-ish for the most part and has one minded way of thinking about most things. He can be cool but for most of the season he just pissed me off. Not much to say about him except the fact that he likes Ashley and doesn't like Frank most days.

Ashley - The bombshell of the house. She has a great ass. Ashley can also be found in the dictionary under Zach's puppy.

Alex - Alexandra is the house's music. She started a band while there called Alex and the hats. She's the quiet one, gives a lot of advice to the other roommates. Initially she had some problems with her boyfriend about being long distance for 3 months.

Watch The Real World San Diego here!

Glee: Episode 9

Extraordinary Merry Christmas 

Ouuuu it stars with Mercedes singing All I want for Christmas is you. Brilliant beginning if I do say so myself....and the rest of the glee club joins in dancing...

Everyone is decorating the choir room. Yay freaking Christmas -_-.....They end with Rachel kissing Finn...

New scene: Rachel gives Finn her gift list. They are the perfect annoying couple. So Rachel leaves Finn in the hall. 

Again new scene and we're in Sue's office with Artie, Kurt and Blain where Sue is trying to get them to volunteer at a homeless shelter. They agree and she kicks them out. 

And we're back to the choir room we're Damian is singing a song he's dedicating to his Irish family...sigh....I want him...in my pants. New Direction members start to harmonize annnnd Kurt is just sitting there like -_-...whatever....on the other side Santana is there like....fuck my life....

Will walks in talking about some random broadcast and telling them about a Christmas production freaturing them. Artie is being a diva about producing the Christmas special lol

We switch scenes and Sam is inviting the dude whose name I can't remember to spend Christmas with his family....

Artie is randomly in the hall continuing his diva ways talking to the owner of the Christmas special about having a star wars scene and having it in black and white??

[AND commercials]

When we come by Rachel is randomly singing her Christmas song for the glee club. Artie tells her unless she changes her song she can't be in the special which will be a party at Blaine and Kurt's house. 

Artie pitches the story about what the play or whatever it is they are doing is suppose to be about. Sam doesn't like it and walks out calling Irish boy behind him and is rejected. 

Meanwhile in the hallway Finn gives Rachel a pig? for Christmas LOL....and he is rejected for not following the list she gave him....oh this bitch and her dummy...

Switch scenes and Blain and Rachel are performing for Artie. Sue walks in and sees that they are performing...she thinks they are rehearsing for her homeless people...which they are not...she gets upset and walks out...

[More commercials]

It's the New Directions Christmas special snitches!

Ahhh...dude's name is Rory [Irish dude]....

It starts with a duet by the two gay cuties Kurt and Blaine and the arrangement and harmonies in this are amazing. Kurt's high voice is heavenly honestly.

Kurt and Blaine welcome the audience into their home. The lines are super corny though and the fake audience laughing is just making it SO MUCH WORSE. 

But alas the doorbell rings and Blaine just says the door is open come on in...because yes kids, we just say come in even though we have no idea who or what is at the door....

Lucky or unlucky for them whichever way you choose to look at it....its Rachel and Mercedes. Rachel looks at the camera and gets a stalker look in her eyes which is kind of freaking me out at this point in time if I'm being honest....

Kurt and Blaine open the gifts that Rachel and Mercedes have brought for them....again with the corny shit and after....

Annnddd its time for the girls to sing....

After the song Glee cuts to commercial

[Random commercials about Nook support at Barnes and Noble and ish]

Back to the Christmas special and Finn and Puck get there and they are dressed like characters from Star Wars because Artie is retarded. 

Another Song! Huzzah!

After the song the doorbell rings again and its Mike, Santana, Brittany, Tina and some cheerios. They do an entrance number and then join the rest of their friends with gifts.

In walks Rory, who is playing a Christmas elf named Itchy?? In the Christmas special....he's suppose to be reading the Frosty the Snow Man story but he pulls out the Bible and reads the story of Jesus' birth instead.

[And we cut to commercial]

Now so far there hasn't been anything to shout about to me in this episode. I was expecting to be a tad more excited from all the tweets I was seeing...but its been blah so far to me...well besides the really nice covers...

Okay so they glee club decided to split up and some of them did go to the homeless shelter. Quinn and Sam are feeding people and talking about how Quinn was mad as fuck before he came back...well not in those exactly words but lol....

In comes the rest of the glee club to help feed the homeless and are ready to perform for all the people inside...omg the harmonies in this song are probably the best I've heard from them so far....

SIGH. When Santana opens her mouth and starts to sing.....I look for to her ad-libs a lot!!....Looks like everyone is happy though...even Sue is smiling...

[Glee is soon done so I'm assuming this is the last set of commercials]

The Glee club is back at school and Rachel is telling Finn she named the pig he gave her...I don't know if I'd be excited about getting a pig for Christmas...

But in the hallway Finn gives her another present. A star named Finn; since she's already a star he didn't want to have two Rachel's in the universe because she's so very special and brighter than any of the stars in the sky. And when she's lonely she can look up and know he's looking down or her....

He also gave her earrings....Yes...I am jealous....I said it.

We switch scenes and Rory and Sam are outside getting money for the homeless and Rory asks Sam to be his valentine's day sponsor :')

Rachel and Finn walk up to them and decide to donate money then they join in ringing bells as people walk up and just drop money in the little bucket thingy.

Tonight's best quotes:

"All I want for Christmas is you too, and five things on that list" - Rachel 

" Gosh, that song was so depressing. I may actually be dead right now" - Santana

"It's not about your ears, its about your song...it makes me want to kill myself" - Artie

Songs from tonight:

1. Covered by Mercedes: All I want for Christmas is you - Mariah Carey
2. Covered by Damian (who's character name I can't remember): Blue Christmas - Elvis Presley
3. Covered by Rachel: River - Joni Mitchell
4. Covered by Blaine and Rachel: Extraordinary Merry Christmas  - Glee Cast original 
5. Covered by Blaine and Kurt: Let it Snow - Frank Sinatra [Original singer, but we know that everyone has sung this]
6. Covered by Rachel, Mercedes, Blaine and Kurt: My favourite Things - Julie Andrew from Sound of Music soundtrack
7. Covered by Finn and Puck: Santa Claus is coming to town - [Earliest recorded version Harry Reser and his band]
8.  Covered by Brittany: Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
9. Covered by the Glee Cast: Do they know it's Christmas time - Band Aid

Sidereel Link: Watch Extraordinary Merry Christmas here!

Thanks for reading......but its really all just make believe! :)

Once Upon A Time: Episode 7

The Heart is a lonely Hunter 

It starts in the diner with the sheriff shooting darts, and Red riding hood is giving him the I-want-to-lick-you stare down. 

Him and Emma start arguing and this is the first time I’m realizing that he’s Irish?...Where did this accent come from? Was I sleeping every time he spoke before this…

Oh sheit…he kissed Emma and he saw part of his past…the one as a fairytale character….He goes back to the Mayor’s house for another booty call…

[Fairy tale world]

The Queen is randomly staring out unto the land…..She goes and talks to Snow White and they actually seem civil towards each other. Crying over the dead king. 

Wait whoops, nope…..she’s still a bitch. She killed the king. This whore. 

The cunt is now plotting Snow White’s death ANDDDDDDD this is where we see that the Sheriff of Story Brook lane is actually the Huntsman from Snow White. 

[Back to reality]

The Sheriff wakes up from “a dream” when in reality its really a flash back. Huzzah!

He’s getting up out of bed and Regina is trying to get him to stay….as I said before, of if I haven’t, as I thought before…she knows what is going on…I can feel it. 

It’s the next morning. Lol and Emma throws out Snow White’s flowers by accident. Flowers she got from a one night stand lol. :’)

We need to teach Ms. Whatever her name is [Snow White] the rules of one night stands. Lol. Clearly. Insert more roomie relationship advice between Emma and Mary?? 

We switch scenes to the forest where the sheriff chases the wolf and finds Rumple randomly “gardening” in the motherfucking forest. Just ya know….in the mist of wild bushes and tall pine trees…with only a shovel…gardening. 

[In fairy tale world]

The Huntsman is back with his wolf; who is hella cute, poor white with one red eye and one black one.They are in a bar and ouuuu….the wolf gets feisty. I like it! And, cue bar fight….

Scenes switch and we see that the queen was a big creeper…just using her mirror on the wall to watch people… 

[Real life]

The sheriff finds the wolf and calls it to him and they share a bonding moment before the wolf disappears.

(point to note to all my friends, I would like a white wolf for Christmas, please and thank you.)

Anyways, sheriff boy leaves the woods and goes to Mary and tells her about knowing her from another life. 

[After the commercials on tv we return to fairy tale world]

The queen is here talking to the Huntsman and giving him the I want to lick you look. They exchange words about him killing Snow White for a place in her court.

This Whore. 

Here is where I think about the fact that she wanted Snow White’s heart for her collection…. but then I remember she was a witch. So I guess its neither here nor there. 

But they make a deal. Snow White's heart for protection for all wolves against hunting. Oh degrading for Snow White....ya know yea...my life is worth the same as wolf rights...oh well 

[Reality again.]

The Sheriff is here talking to Mary about their lives and past lives. She tells him about Henry and the book and about how it can’t be real…Henry is in your fucking class. YOU KNOW THE CURSE IS REAL!!

I just can’t with these women and this town…. Poor Henry being the only smart person in a whole town must be hard.

[Back to fairy tale land]

We see the huntsman and Snow White in the forest and the moment she realized he was sent to kill her, she hit him with a log/stick thing and ran away. Points for Snow!

[Back to reality] 

Regina is just in the police station talking to Emma and being her usually bitch self. Playing the jealous “girlfriend” and telling Emma a whole bunch of irrelevant things about Graham. 

FINALLY!! He goes to talk to Henry about the book!! Huzzah!

[After another set of commercials and back in fairy tale land again]

We see Snow White and her cute self giving the huntsman a letter for the queen before he kills her. The letter makes him cry…and he makes her a whistle out of a branch and tells her to run. 

[Reality]

Henry is explaining the world to Graham :’)….[Henry for President]….

Oh dear, Henry just told him that after he(his fairy tale self) spares Snow White, the queen rips out his heart so he can’t feel anymore. 

WHY DON’T EMMA AND MARY GET THAT THE MOTHERFUCKING CURSE IS REAL?!?!.....they have seen this enough of the signs by now to know this….omg 

AND as she is showing the sheriff  where his heart (like he's a fucking idiot and doesn't know where the beating in his chest is coming from), the sexy white wolf appears!! Huzzah again!!....I think I’m way too excited by this wolf to be honest…

But alas…the wolf disappears again but not before leading the Huntsman to the tomb with his heart :’) 

[More commercials annnnndddddddddddd we’re back]

Graham and Emma are now trying to get into the place/tomb/thingy to find his heart. 

[To the fairytales]

The Huntsman comes back to the palace and tells the queen that Snow White is dead. She’s making him read the letter that she wrote….

She’s listening to the letter and feeling like a little bitch. 

She throws the letter in the fire….ouuuuu…..The queen hates Snow White because she blabbed a secret. 

This freaking bitch opens a chest and puts Snow White’s heart in it. But when she goes to put the heart in the wall she realizes its not  Snow White’s heart; its not even human lol….trolled….

[Reality again yo]

Emma and Graham are in the tomb thing and Regina shows up. Apparently his heart is in her father’s grave?

Oh sheitt….Dumped in a grave yard…dude just told her he’d rather have nothing than what they have….oh harsh words….

And of course she blames Emma….who is just randomly standing on the side lines….

And now! Burned by Emma….who points out that people keep running away from her. 

Best cat fight ever!!...Regina cuffs Emma….Emma cuffs her back and lunges at her like a wild person. Regina is saved by Graham who pulls off Emma in an effort to stop Regina from getting her ass kicked. 

[More irrelevant ads]

Graham is here tending to Emma’s eye and Regina is still in the cemetery in the tomb thing, with her father’s grave. 

Oh sheittt…..Regina opens the grave and walks inside….so....NOT her father's grave?

[We switch to fairy tale world]

And we see the Queen ripping out the Huntsman heart and making her his pet. She’s such a bitch. I can’t even with her. 

[Meanwhile in reality]

We see the whore Regina talking out Graham’s [the huntsman] heart…if you don't get what I mean....its simple....the whore has a staircase with the hearts hidden under a coffin....

I told yall this slut remembered. 

And Emma and Graham kiss and he remembers but it sucks for him because the queen/Regina is about to kill him. 

And in 3, 2, 1…. before he tells Emma that Henry is right…..THE MOTHERFUCKING WHORE. THE NERVE OF THAT CUNT….

She squeezed his heart and killed him….-_-….

But fuck you Regina. 

Next week: Regina fires Emma as deputy. And Regina and Mr.Gold have started a war against each other. (I hope she drowns or something) 

Sidereel Link: Watch The heart is a lonely hunter here!

Thanks for reading.....but its really all just make believe.