Before I start let me just say that this post is going to be extremely long because it's two episodes in one. I don't know why but this is how I had to watch them in catch up. Don't know if it was the same for you guys but it was hard to tell when one episode ended because they were combined.
Occupation/Resistance
It starts with the creeper back in the future talking to some guy about them being rich and the 11th pilgrimage and their plans to take an army to Terra Nova.
Back in Terra Nova they are preparing for the same pilgrimage. Josh is worried about his girlfriend coming through.
Maddy and her cutie boyfriend Reynolds, who is a soldier and has to leave to help with the portal have a cute little moment as they say goodbye.
Okay we're ready for this pilgrimage....people? soldiers? who's coming through???...AND its people!! Hooray!
So, Kara, Josh's girlfriend comes through [they switched actresses] anyway she comes through and he hugs her right in front of the portal. Immediately after her a dude comes through and blows everything and every person the fuck up.
Now...I didn't see why Jim HAD to hug her right in front of the portal but okay....
[Commercials]
We're back...Jim is waking up in the hospital and he can't hear, he walks outside and Terra Nova is destroyed!...Mira and Lucas are running the camp...
After nearly being shot Jim goes back to the house with his wife....Josh is all sad because his girlfriend got blown up...[smh stupid Jim; hugging her as soon as she came through]
[Commercials AGAIN!! grrrr]
So wifey is explaining the new get up of Terra Nova, ya know, curfew and all that jazz...
We switch scenes are see the soldiers just eating in the bar and not paying....errr....I would have just poisoned them personally...you can't eat and not pay....money or death.
They we see Jim coming into the bar rallying the troops one by one! Good job sir :')....When he goes to talk to the labby dude he is almost caught BUT again the Terra Nova people are all their little plans are genius. Huzzah!
[You guessed it...more commercials]
Some irrelevant stuff happen with Mira, creeper dude, new dude and then Skye...and Jim finds out how Taylor has been trying to reach him.
These people are so savvy with their plans....craving co-ordinates on bullets and then shooting the enemy...A+
[Commercials]
Jim sneaks out on the back of the truck with new dude and creeper so he can go meet Taylor and the troops...
THIS BITCH!...and I mean the new dude just shot a dinosaur that was just chilling; eating plants; doing what herbivores do....
Some irrelevant stuff happens and then creeper and new dude decided to blow out a whole chunk of the jungle....however Taylor's men steal the bomb and now have to defuse it as it is counting down....oh sheit!
This new black chick soldier girl defuses the bomb. I must say she's a pretty bomb ass bomb expert. No pun intended.
The cunt has another bitch fit because he couldn't "defeat his father"....
[Com-mer-cials]
Jim gets back to Terra Nova....irrelevant stuff happens and then he and his wife have a cute bonding moment...
(A new day, has come, a new day, hassss, comeee)
Okay so the people of Terra Nova are just working together and putting trackers on the goons so Taylor and the troops can take them out.
Creeper walks into the bar where Josh works and of course he's being a creeper AND an asshole so Josh just goes off on him and starts kicking his ass...but alas there are soldiers in the bar and they start kicking Josh's ass....Skye runs to get Jim and its Jim to the rescue!
Now I can't understand how for the life of me all of the fuckers in this bar are just standing watching Jim fight alone...no help...nothing...
Eventually Jim and Josh are captured
[Commercials]
In "prison" Jim and Josh have a heart to heart...
Switch scenes: ELIZABETH IS BAD ASS! The end. [She's the wife in case you've forgotten]
In the prison creeper is going on and on about the details of his "I hate my father story"....Well something irrelevant happens but either way he releases Jim who dashes home...the family packs all their shit and leaves....
NOOO!! The soldier woman is going to die so they can get out!! I like you...don't do it!!.... :'(
[Commercials]
The Shannons escape and join Taylor; Washington (the soldier lady) gets killed by creeper.
Taylor is all sad and depressed and Zoe comes and tries to cheer him up. Good job kid!
Elizabeth and Jim have a heart to heart some other place and Maddy and her hot boyfriend are just making out by a tree WHEN Jim passes and catches them :')
They scatter and he goes back to looking for Taylor, they decide to blow up the portal! Huzzah!
[OMG more commercials]
So the portal is reopened and irrelevant stuff starts happening....
Skye sets up an ambush to catch creeper! Props to you ma'am and Jim is about to go through the portal...(this is a nerve racking moment)
Anyways he gets through, sigh these little smart cute plans all throughout the episode is making me happy.
My heart is beating so fast!! We're jumping scenes in between Jim trying to blow up the portal and Taylor kicking his son's ass in the jungle.
Jim sets off the bomb and has to get back to the portal or he's doomed!
After the ass kicking Taylor starts to get all paternal and his bastard son stabs him!! But ALL HAIL SKYE!! who although it was her fault Lucas escaped after the ambush just blast his ass with a gun....more cool points to you.
Irrelevant stuff and then!! Tears of Joy and happiness; Jim makes it back to Terra Nova.
[Final commercials]
Mira finds out the portal has been blown up and gets sad/pissed/distraught because her daughter is STILL in the future and there's no way to get her back.
Taylor gets a call that Terra Nova is safe again and the team makes their way back....in the colony they find out that there may be a second time rip somewhere oh sheit!!!
The season ends with the Shannon family watching a meteor shower.
Sidereel Link: Watch the season finale here!
Thanks for reading but....its all just make believe :)
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