Gossip Girl: Episode 10

Riding in Town Cars With Boys

Gossip Girl here, you’re one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite….

So the clips from last week are shown and sigh. The stupidity of the WHOLE Rhodes family is astonishing…

And it begins...

Here’s to Charlie….Lily is introducing Charlie, who is an actress called Ivy, to society as her niece. I’ve just realized that its breakfast and they’re drinking wine [huzzah!]

When Dan talks I get distracted by how boring his voice is…

Chuck and Nate talk about Nate’s new job and about how Blair might call off her wedding to Prince Louis….Retard of Monaco. 

Dorota is the most charming person on Gossip Girl honestly, and hilarious. I also thinks she’s the smartest :). And because Blair is so mature she decides she's holding a sit it in her apartment and making Dorota say and eat take out.

We fast foward to...

Sigh. Serena talking…and talking… and annoying me…as usual. And in this moment Dan gives Serena the most brilliant advice Dan’s advice. “Serena read gossip girl….see how much of a cunt the world thought you were.” Well he didn’t exactly put it like that but you get the point, unfortunately...Serena will not. Serena leaves; Dan and his father have a bonding moment where Rufus encourages Dan to be more of a creeper and confess his love for Blair. To Blair. Yes. The pregnant woman who is engaged to be married to a prince. 

Switch scenes :O…Nate finally finds out that ever his family thinks his head is empty :’) 

And back again to lonely boy and his unfortunate life living with the rich people:

Dan, Dan, Dan….DO NOT LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER’S DUMB ADVICE…..

Annnnnd rejected!....And he didn’t even actually confess. 

Attempt #2: Charlie/Ivy/actress girl is confronted by her ex again…threatening to spill her secret he ALREADY spilled but nobody listened. 

….Note well: I hate Serena.

This dumb bitch. Sigh. Her and Dan. Her and Nate. Her and a convict. Her and a random man. Her and Dan again. Nate again. Teacher. Congress. Dan?...It's obvious her daddy abandonment issues affect her love life.

More drama –

Chuck and Blair share a heart wrenching moment on the phone about their lives and love ( yes, subliminal messages.) 

Attempt #3: Charlie/Ivy’s ex tries to tell Nate about her and again nobody listens. 

Serena. smh. This whack ass decides that she’s going to butt in and stop Dan or help Louis…whichever….andddd it goes to commercials. 

We return!....

Charlie is talking to Nate about her party and he tells her about his life. Yada yada.

Attempt #4: Charlie/Ivy’s ex is hella determined….he’s gone to Trip (Yes, I'm aware that this name is stupid).

Both Louis and Chuck show up at Dan’s apartment to find Blair buttttt they’re not there!

OH SHEIT!!!

Blair’s the hot pregnant commodity on the Upper East side. The Prince. The socialite king and um….Dan.

[A whole bunch of irrelevant stuff goes on at Charlie’s party]

Dan and Blair are in a random candle light room with a fire place….

Attempt #5: I really can’t remember the ex’s name but here he is again outside at the party…plotting something with Nate’s cousin.Nate goes warns Charlie about her crazy ex outside and tells her that the party will be shut down if the paparazzi comes so that bitch goes and calls/texts them. 

Meanwhile in the candle light room…Dan did something smart and put Blair and Chuck in room where Chuck confesses his love for her and her baby [from another man]; they decide to be together. They have to leave the party because of Charlie’s stupid ass and the limo they leave in is leaking gas….OH SHEIT!

Dan and Serena have a heart to heart at the bar about his love for Blair…most exciting thing in the scene…the class of vodka or whatever he’s drinking…thanks CWTV for that irrelevant info and very nicely placed excitement buffer but we’re more interested in the driving car and leaking gas. 

Max [the ex] is talking to Ivy. He’s decided to leave town… blah blah….

Blair and Chuck are in the car being chased by paparazzi and again we have to remember this is because of Charlie’s stupid ass!!....The car hits a wall….GRRR Charlie you whore! This is your fault. 

Sidenote: Team "Take down Gossip Girl to protect the world" is formed. And by team I mean Serena and Nathan. 

I have no sympathy for Charlie’s crying right now. NONE. Go back from whence you came.

NO!!!!!! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT CHUCK WILL DIE…..I…..what the fuck!?!...Wake him up now CW. 

Tonight was the season finale so you have time to catch up if you haven’t.

Gossip Girl returns January 16^th 2011.

When they return: We see what happened when Chuck and Blair got to the hospital. It shows Blair in the hospital bed in pain and bleeding (maybe she’s loss the baby, kinda sounds like it) and then switches to her praying for Chuck to survive. Chuck is in a hospital bed in a coma.

Bright side: Chuck Bass is too epic of a character for CWTV to write out of Gossip Girl. 

This episode's epic Chuck Bass lines:  

“Its’ a bold move Nathaniel…I’m almost aroused” 

“There’s nothing that can’t be fixed with a night of scotch and perhaps a rogue socialite if you care to send one my way.”

“The idea of unconditional love is as quaint as the tooth fairy or environmentally safe dry cleaning”

Watch the episode I blogged about: Riding in town cars with boys here!

Music that made the episode: 
1. Heartlines by Florence + The Machine

Thanks for reading....but its really all just make believe :)