Thursday, December 15, 2011

Real World: Episode 11

Tick Tick Cabo-oom!

As usual the roommates you are closer are outside chilling in the hot tub and talking while Ashley and Zach leave to go to the gym. Zach and Ashley are still on this Frank issue and Frank is still on this Zach and Ashley issue...

NOT THAT SERIOUS....

The roommates get a letter sending them to Cabo....I'm jealous....

We switch scenes and we see Frank talking to a/his therapist about Ashley and Zach....a 3 month friendship cannot be this serious....

I mean I can understand that them being so stand off-ish could be frustrating but after a point in time just give up and go along your merry way.

Priscilla is about to go wild in Mexico because she's the youngest person in the house [19] so she can't drink in the States but she can drink in Mexico and she's Mexican...go Priscilla!!

Cabo and this hotel they are staying in are amazing [Note to my friends]

They are now here and they are breaking shit....

[Commercials snitches!!]

I want to go to Cabo!

The roommates are getting thrown around by the ways.... :'(....The sea here reminds me of the Caribbean. Homesick moment.

Basically all that's happening right now is that the roommates are having fun and Zach and Ashley are being all romantic and off in their own world...I mean...here I don't hate them for it cause they are certain moments you only wanna share with one person...but they are never with the group...smh

But naturally Frank is bitching about them being withdrawn...he's controlling his emotions in this situation though. Good job Frank!

Nate, Frank and Sam decide to just walk around naked and then everyone just gets naked just running around the hotel room....

After clubbing they all decided to go in the pool and do a crab circle :S....lmao wtf....most of them are still in their clothes....but not Zach and Ashley....they are sitting outside the door waiting to go in....

The next day and Zach and Ashley are in the gym while every one else is at the pool lol. I don't even know why Frank is still bothered at this point....

Omg....they are going to swim with the dolphins! [Dolphin rape is real people!! Google it]....And Nate is terrified lol.

[Commercial break]

Zach just called himself Thor....

I'm pretty sure that dolphin just had an orgasm as they were taking the picture lol.

Now they are on a boat cruise....Um....about swimming in the water with fish....uh no....I don't swim with fish...I don't care how pretty it is....

Everybody is fooling around and having fun but NOT Zach and Ashley...yes, the are annoying....but oh yay....

Priscilla is going wild....her name "dizzy shrizzy" and she's just all over the place...boobies popping out...try to kiss Nate....

At the club: Ladies drink for free! [Barbados I miss you!!]

Priscilla is drunk af, so is Sam and Nate lol. Alcohol is bad people.

Priscilla is hung over and parasailing ....why did she think this was a good idea....I don't know how she is handling the waves and this hung over...but props to you Dizzy...

Well not anymore lol...she puked...lol 
[Commercialsssss]

We're back in Cabo and they are going horse back riding on the beach....which turns out to be hella funny. 

Last night in Cabo and everybody goes to dinner....Sam calls out Zach for being a douche every time they talk about gay people in the military and he says he doesn't support it....

Now, hold up, someone riddle me fucking this....aren't you ALL fighting for the same country....why does it matter who you chose to share your penis or vagina with??....Ignorant bitch...

Frank is just calling out Zach on his ignorance too....meanwhile Nate is on the sideline saying that everybody should shut up and enjoy Cabo...All hail Nate!

[More commercials]

The argument gets worse and the rest of the roommates are trying to diffuse it....I think this all is pointless....

Anyway they leave and its the same five discussing the situation in another room and Zach and Ashley walk on the beach....

At this point Zach and Ashley are really annoying though...but I would have just cursed them and move along...

[Commercial commercial commercial]

We're back in San Diego.

I just can't with Ashley and Zach....

Frank, they are not your family dude. Let it go. Stay away from Zach and Ashley...Although you are being really grown up about this right now Frank...talking to them about the rest of people and not you...

Zach is being a little bitch, all families are not right wing perfect. 

Alex = the voice of reason.

"I'm getting upset now".....so why do you think we care Zach....They argue and Zach leaves....I mean....clearly its a good thing I've never been on a reality show...because I can't handle this fuckery....

[And we're back!]

Frank and Sam have a heart to heart. Zach and Ashley have a heart to heart. Sometimes Frank behaves so grown up :')....sometimes....

Funny quotes:
"Everybody makes drunk mistakes and sometimes its cool to be that mistake" - Nate

"I'm eating so much sand, my nasal cavity is doused in fish piss" - Nate

"Hey is Zach home, can he come out and play" - Nate

"Nate is in Narnia" - Frank

"I'm getting to know my roommates on another level, with my mouth" - Priscilla

"I'm not exactly okay with this." - Nate

"I'm a baby back bitch when it comes to anything to do with anything" - Nate

"It's funny to see Priscilla kinda bouncing up and down and her boobies not moving...I mean every thing else is jiggling but not her boobs" - Frank 
"If a horse bites you I'm pretty sure it could kill you." - Nate

"Ashley gets the only blonde horse, which makes sense and Ashley's horse is also a bitch.....which makes sense" - Frank

"Frank aka mother goose" - Zach

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