Criminal Minds: Episode 9

Self - Fulfilling Prophecy 

Random soldier dude is out in the forest basically talking to himself because all the soldiers/students/boys he was yelling at are now hanging from this one big ass tree...

Hotchner obviously takes this to the team because the bodies were found on school property...he says it presents itself as mass suicide (we're sorry was carved into a tree trunk). Stupid random soldier dude cut down the bodies from the tree because he "thought they could still be alive"....-_-...yes...after they are just dangling from the trees all rigor-mortised up...

Anyways....its now a contaminated crime scene. Thanks a lot dude. 

The BAU discusses the case and decides that every one is going to the crime scene...including this random ass woman that always wants to act like she's in charge when the only one the team listens to is Hotch...

Switch scenes: They show the last random soldier dude, the one that obviously decide to not hang himself just chilling in a tree with a stick looking like Tarzan...

[Anddd commercials which are allowing me to still type :)]


On the plane the agents describe the school and the students. This is a strict ass school. Raises soldiers. No technology. No modern buildings on anything. Same working personnel from the beginning. No please...I'd rather not.

They arrive and are talking to this random old man I'm assuming is the principal? I just ignored everything he said basically...

After the principal dude, they show the other part of the team who are talking to the random soldier dude from beginning who is leading them to the crime scene.

We switch scenes: So the random missing boy's name is Josh. We are talking to his parents about how they have to force him to join the school. They are talking about how he was violent and needed help...I think his father is hiding something but I could be wrong.

Andddd.....Josh is randomly running through the trees like a man person....

Back to the school...Derek and the random always-in-charge lady check out the school some more and talk about how Josh didn't hear the first boy (the one that triggered the mass suicide) hanging himself when he was only a couple feet away sleeping.

Hotch and the principal dude go to the laundry where all the little boys are like mini soldiers when they walk in :').

Anddd another valid point by Team BAU.....if the boys made their beds where did they get the sheets to hang themselves in the woods.

Random woman....why are you talking...you do not matter...I mean, honestly.

So after a bit of analysis they realize that Josh is the one who might have killed his classmates. Oh you psychopath you.

[Commercial break]

 The team is trying to figure out what happened; how Josh happened to kill 5 upper class man.

Ouuuu this army boy that they are talking to is kinda cute...Can I have one please?....I'm not being picky....he just needs to be cute :)

Back to the woods Josh is talking to himself.....I think he's repeating a motto or something...my its to himself so there's a problem there I think....

I'm just saying....if I went to this school and I didn't want to I would have probably hung myself too or gone crazy...not picky about that either....but hey...

This little boy in the laundry :')

So....Josh may be a good crazy person....I'm confused at this point but apparently there is a point system the school has for bullying (they don't call him that obviously) but....the more points...the more you bully....and all the boys from the trees had high ass scores except Josh....

Okay, scratch that....this bitch created a pit with stakes in the bottom to I don't know (ward off enemies)...anyways...his Baily's (the first suicide boy) father fell into the friggin pit....so now he's dead too....I really hope Josh is either delusion or all of these people are bastards....

[More commercials XD]

The team is looking at the dead body and thinking about what the hell is wrong with Josh....

Ohhhhh Snap!!! Bailey's father is the one who hung all the boys in the woods for bullying his son....and Josh got away....well he wasn't suppose to be on the trip anyways but lol yea...

There is something fishy about this principal dude....Hotch is asking him questions and he's being a douche.

This is getting more complicated. Oh snap!!!!! The principal dude abuses the boys at the school??....this old wrinkled bitch!....All over the place with his rules and shit...

So this other wrinkled drunk bitch, the one that thinks everyone should obey her just off the place ruining the questioning and keeping a whole lot of noise...compromising the case....Derek goes to Hotchner pissed about boozy and argues with him and them storms away....

Oh we're seeing what happened....The principal allowed the boy to abuse the younger boys....putting them in the motherfucking industrial dryers...in a dryer....A DRYER....

The principal sent the father to the camp site to kill Josh...but the father killed the boys instead to send the principal a message....

I can't with so much loons in one episode honestly...

[More commercials]

They are trying to find the boy, and the man chasing the boy about to kill him following the principal dude's instruction.

The team reaches there in time to save the boy from being killed by the random soldier dude in the begin....AND they arrest the principal dude...

Back at Quantico, Hotchner takes Derek to boozy's office and confronts her about needed help about her alcoholic ways and she has to leave. 

Quotes from episode:
Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

Beware so as long as you live, of judging men by their outward appearance. -Jean de la Fontaine

Thanks for reading...but its really all just make believe :)