Ouuuu it stars with Mercedes singing All I want for Christmas is you. Brilliant beginning if I do say so myself....and the rest of the glee club joins in dancing...
Everyone is decorating the choir room. Yay freaking Christmas -_-.....They end with Rachel kissing Finn...
New scene: Rachel gives Finn her gift list. They are the perfect annoying couple. So Rachel leaves Finn in the hall.
Again new scene and we're in Sue's office with Artie, Kurt and Blain where Sue is trying to get them to volunteer at a homeless shelter. They agree and she kicks them out.
And we're back to the choir room we're Damian is singing a song he's dedicating to his Irish family...sigh....I want him...in my pants. New Direction members start to harmonize annnnd Kurt is just sitting there like -_-...whatever....on the other side Santana is there like....fuck my life....
Will walks in talking about some random broadcast and telling them about a Christmas production freaturing them. Artie is being a diva about producing the Christmas special lol
We switch scenes and Sam is inviting the dude whose name I can't remember to spend Christmas with his family....
Artie is randomly in the hall continuing his diva ways talking to the owner of the Christmas special about having a star wars scene and having it in black and white??
[AND commercials]
When we come by Rachel is randomly singing her Christmas song for the glee club. Artie tells her unless she changes her song she can't be in the special which will be a party at Blaine and Kurt's house.
Artie pitches the story about what the play or whatever it is they are doing is suppose to be about. Sam doesn't like it and walks out calling Irish boy behind him and is rejected.
Meanwhile in the hallway Finn gives Rachel a pig? for Christmas LOL....and he is rejected for not following the list she gave him....oh this bitch and her dummy...
Switch scenes and Blain and Rachel are performing for Artie. Sue walks in and sees that they are performing...she thinks they are rehearsing for her homeless people...which they are not...she gets upset and walks out...
[More commercials]
It's the New Directions Christmas special snitches!
Ahhh...dude's name is Rory [Irish dude]....
It starts with a duet by the two gay cuties Kurt and Blaine and the arrangement and harmonies in this are amazing. Kurt's high voice is heavenly honestly.
Kurt and Blaine welcome the audience into their home. The lines are super corny though and the fake audience laughing is just making it SO MUCH WORSE.
But alas the doorbell rings and Blaine just says the door is open come on in...because yes kids, we just say come in even though we have no idea who or what is at the door....
Lucky or unlucky for them whichever way you choose to look at it....its Rachel and Mercedes. Rachel looks at the camera and gets a stalker look in her eyes which is kind of freaking me out at this point in time if I'm being honest....
Kurt and Blaine open the gifts that Rachel and Mercedes have brought for them....again with the corny shit and after....
Annnddd its time for the girls to sing....
After the song Glee cuts to commercial
[Random commercials about Nook support at Barnes and Noble and ish]
Back to the Christmas special and Finn and Puck get there and they are dressed like characters from Star Wars because Artie is retarded.
Another Song! Huzzah!
After the song the doorbell rings again and its Mike, Santana, Brittany, Tina and some cheerios. They do an entrance number and then join the rest of their friends with gifts.
In walks Rory, who is playing a Christmas elf named Itchy?? In the Christmas special....he's suppose to be reading the Frosty the Snow Man story but he pulls out the Bible and reads the story of Jesus' birth instead.
[And we cut to commercial]
Now so far there hasn't been anything to shout about to me in this episode. I was expecting to be a tad more excited from all the tweets I was seeing...but its been blah so far to me...well besides the really nice covers...
Okay so they glee club decided to split up and some of them did go to the homeless shelter. Quinn and Sam are feeding people and talking about how Quinn was mad as fuck before he came back...well not in those exactly words but lol....
In comes the rest of the glee club to help feed the homeless and are ready to perform for all the people inside...omg the harmonies in this song are probably the best I've heard from them so far....
SIGH. When Santana opens her mouth and starts to sing.....I look for to her ad-libs a lot!!....Looks like everyone is happy though...even Sue is smiling...
[Glee is soon done so I'm assuming this is the last set of commercials]
The Glee club is back at school and Rachel is telling Finn she named the pig he gave her...I don't know if I'd be excited about getting a pig for Christmas...
But in the hallway Finn gives her another present. A star named Finn; since she's already a star he didn't want to have two Rachel's in the universe because she's so very special and brighter than any of the stars in the sky. And when she's lonely she can look up and know he's looking down or her....
He also gave her earrings....Yes...I am jealous....I said it.
We switch scenes and Rory and Sam are outside getting money for the homeless and Rory asks Sam to be his valentine's day sponsor :')
Rachel and Finn walk up to them and decide to donate money then they join in ringing bells as people walk up and just drop money in the little bucket thingy.
Tonight's best quotes:
"All I want for Christmas is you too, and five things on that list" - Rachel
" Gosh, that song was so depressing. I may actually be dead right now" - Santana
"It's not about your ears, its about your song...it makes me want to kill myself" - Artie
Songs from tonight:
- Covered by Mercedes: All I want for Christmas is you - Mariah Carey
- Covered by Damian (who's character name I can't remember): Blue Christmas - Elvis Presley
- Covered by Rachel: River - Joni Mitchell
- Covered by Blaine and Rachel: Extraordinary Merry Christmas - Glee Cast original
- Covered by Blaine and Kurt: Let it Snow - Frank Sinatra [Original singer, but we know that everyone has sung this]
- Covered by Rachel, Mercedes, Blaine and Kurt: My favourite Things - Julie Andrew from Sound of Music soundtrack
- Covered by Finn and Puck: Santa Claus is coming to town - [Earliest recorded version Harry Reser and his band]
- Covered by Brittany: Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
- Covered by the Glee Cast: Do they know it's Christmas time - Band Aid
Thanks for reading......but its really all just make believe! :)
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