Glee: Episode 8

Hold on to Sixteen

So…Quinn is telling Rachel about Puck and Shelby….I’m still trying to figure out why Puck and his dumb ass told crazy Quinn this anyways…

Finn and Will are looking for songs for sectionals and he suggests that they get Sam…

Kurt and Blain are having a heart to heart about how jealous Finn is about Blain’s sexiness and here comes the home-wrecker from Warblers all up in their mix. Blain goes for coffee so Kurt and home-wrecker have a face off moment over him. 

 Rachel and Finn go to find Same and :O surprise surprise!! Sam is a stripper called white chocolate. Lmao.

Sam is asking his parents to go back to Ohio to compete in a choir…. I could hear my mother now… “bitch please”…. but he has awesome tv parents so they let him go! Sam is back and everyone is hella excited! Yay. Go team Sam…not like I missed you…didn’t realise you were missing actually because Blain is here. 

Sam is singing this irrelevant song and Kurt is in the back with his wtf faces :’)…At the end of Sam’s performance in walks Santana with her welcome back message lol.

And here is Quinn in the hallway giving Shelby the death glare in the halls. I don’t get how she’s giving Shelby the death glare over Puck but is gonna tell Sam they are perfect together…stop tripping Quinn.Anyway..Sam gives her a nice pep talk and leaves her randomly standing in the hall…that awkward moment…

[Irrelevant commercial break]

We see Mike and Tina talking about his future and his dumb father…. He’s applied to Stanford <3….And they have an argument which leaves their relationship in limbo. 

Randomly in the choir room the guys are learning how to dance… Blain does a cute boy band move and here comes Sam bringing all his stripper moves up in the choir room. You, you, just calm down white chocolate with your “body rolls”….ouuuu but Mike Chang’s body roll…yes sir.

Blain leaves the choir room upset about everybody doing white chocolate's body rolls. Blain is getting feisty. I like it. And he’s hot boxing. In walks Finn just spoiling my eye candy to talk to Blain about New Directions and blah blah….I got distracted. 

No Finn, you are not good enough. And you were A LOT jealous, not a little. 

Sam is trying to get back with Mercedes although he boyfriend could flatten him with his thumb. But oh well….you go get her white chocolate. 

[Another irrelevant commercial break…my gosh I hate commercials…well unless they’re interesting] 

Tina is at Mike’s father’s office telling him about how awesome Mike is and how he’s a douche bag by not letting him dance. However, her heart to heart was not well accepted but it was very nice.

Mike and Tina have another argument about her talking to his father

…..BUTTTT its sectionals time.

First up: The Unitards…now why would you name your gro--….ya know what never mind

 

In the middle of sectionals Quinn is in the hallway being a little bitch and Rachel has to make her think about her decisions as a grown up. Good for you Rachel. But does it really matter to Quinn….uh no…she goes to Shelby to confront her…at least she listened to that much of what Rachel said… And….we listen to Quinn bitch and be over dramatic… and Shelby apologizes and makes her feel like an idiot.

Next: The Trouble Tones….

Sigh. Santana’s voice does something to me…I honestly think Naya Rivera is AMAZING.

So Santana just whipped her hair and did a little fierce model walk and sigh. She is amazing. On another note I love to watch Brittany when she dances….she just gets lost and all her dancer comes out and the actress in her goes away.

After the Trouble Tones: New Directions….

And Mike Chang just sang….sigh. The joy. He also gets lost in his dancing. Watching him and Brittany is like magic. LOL Kurt’s little waist thingy and Sam and his stripper moves again.

At the beginning of New Direction’s second song Quinn does a little speech part. Her voice is sexy af honestly. 

So….I’m just wondering why the fuck New Directions got to perform THREE songs…I mean just wondering..

Annnnd whyyyy is Finnn singing MJ…I cannot deal with that right there….But ou la la Blain, Mike, Puck, Arty and Damian(can’t remember your glee name)….Switch to audience Brittany and Sugar are just there dancing looking all cute. 

And Sectionals are over!! 

Everyone is hella!....Here in walks Mike Chang’s father un-douche-bagging himself and letting Mike apply to dance schools and his amazing girlfriend who already sent in dance applications for him. 

Lmao. Kurt’s facial expressions this episode = priceless. 

Well New Directions won…-_-…Go figure…I mean congrats…but really 3 songs against 1 and a half….how is that really fair. 

Good girl Quinn is back! And we know this because she’s wearing all white again. And is going to apply to Yale. Quinn has found herself again and goes to Santana, Brittany and Mercedes in the bathroom to get them to rejoin New Directions. Says some profound stuff and then leaves them.

We switch to the auditorium for the bring number where the Trouble Tones and New Directions come back together. This ending song is amazing….Santana’s voice. (yes I am biased)….however her, Rachel and Mercedes just…are amazing…but alas…the episode is over. 

Tonight's best quotes: 

“I don’t like you. I don’t like the way you talk to my boyfriend. I don’t like your smirky little mere cat face. I don’t like your obnoxious CW hair.” – Kurt 

 

 “It was that damn trouty mouth, even I felt something in my lady loins when he did that sex dance.” – Santana

Songs from tonight: 

1. Cover by Sam: Red solo cup – Toby Keith.
2. Cover by Lindsey from The Glee Project: Buenos Aires from the Evita soundtrack
3. Cover by Trouble Tones: I will survive/Survivor Mash up – Gloria Gaynor/Destiny’s Child
4. Cover by New Directions: ABC – Jackson 5
5. Cover by New Directions: Control – Janet Jackson
6. Cover by New Directions: Man in the mirror – Michael Jackson
7. Final Cover by Everyone: We are Young - Fun ft Janelle Monae

Where to watch tonight's episode: Watch Hold on to sixteen here!

 Thanks for reading....but its really all just make believe :)