Camp Out, Drag Out, Sing Out
Alex is randomly singing with her band and around on the roof, and Frank....this whore....is with the dude he cheated on his boyfriend with cuddling.
Alex is randomly singing with her band and around on the roof, and Frank....this whore....is with the dude he cheated on his boyfriend with cuddling.
Meanwhile on the inside Ashley and Priscilla are talking about how Frank can be such a ho.
We switch scenes to Ashley showering and Frank and Todd [the side piece] just walk in giggling about to get it on in the shower next to her.
She gets out and after a while so do they....
Confessional : Nate is talking about how Ashley is giving Todd the silent treatment because she liked Michael [the ex boyfriend]
The show scenes of the beach and a food place with Sam and Nate just kicking it, eating and talking about how Sam does drag and is a drag king....I can't even....her name is Shawn something or the other....I'm really not interested...
New scene. The love birds Zach and Ashley are in the gym working out and Frank comes in and gets the stink eye so he decides to talk to her about Todd.
Confessional: Frank gets jealous that Ashley likes Michael so much.
Back at that house Frank is bitching about how Zach and Ashley left the gym without saying bye and how Ashley is more concerned with the fact that Michael is gone than about how he feels....
Frank is here being a little bitch. Dude it's not that serious....its really not.
Ashley walks in the bath when Frank is showering and he tries to call her out but she just plays it off. And yes Ashley you are right, he says nothing to Zach because Zach is a wall of muscle that could swash him.
In the confessional Frank continues to bitch about Ashley....still NOT THAT SERIOUS.....
[Back from commercials]
Sam is setting up her drag king performance...Alex is going to House of Blues [where they work] to set up a performance for Alex and the hats.
A new day hassss commmeeee......
The roommates are going on a camping trip. This should be drama. I don't even know why they let Frank drive...He raises up the heat although the car is already hot....
[More commercials...I think blogging these episodes will slowly kill my brain cells 500 at a time]
The roommates set up and go for a sun set walk....a part from the camping [which I think is the gate way to horrors and being eating by cannibals in the woods]....I think camping will be cool....
Zach and Ashley take off speed walking and end up at the lookout point before the group...its not like they care or anything...well Ashley and Zach don't but I think the group was a little offended lol.
Annnnddd SMORES! with the group minus Zach and Ashley who went into a tent.
Nate and Frank have a heart to heart about how Ashley never opens up and is all about Zach....oh well such is life...well her life....
[More commercials]
I'm guessing they woke up before everyone but Zach and Ashley are just outside chilling, listening to nature and shit....Frank wakes up and pees near them LOL.
They are leaving....back to civilization and a house and a pool.
Frank is talking to Alex about Ashley being rude and how Zach and Ashley are so stand off-ish. I don't know why he cares so much honestly....they are not your friends dude....you've known these people for a couple months....
Sam has her show tonight....
Nate!! The resident drinker is just ordering shots for everyone! Huzzah!
I really don't understand the whole tape down your breasts thing as a person who has breasts....LOL Nate is so drunk from today he's just sleeping while everybody is in the car ready to go :')
[More stupid MTV commercials]
They get Nate out of bed and they're on their way. Nate is in the back of the car just yelling out random shit towards Ashley every time she opens her mouth telling her to shut up and how no one believes her...Liquid courage...smmfh dude...
Alex is talking to Zach and Ashley about how the others feel....I agree with Zach and Ashley I don't know why its such an issue...nobody told you guys to share personal stuff with them....
So now Zach is pissed and :o...he actually called Ashley his girlfriend :')....anyways they put aside the shit to enjoy the drag king performance which in my honest opinion is a bunch of bullshit...but heh...if that's your thing brah...
[I really hope this is soon over....and irrelevant commercials]
Ashley and Zach leave to go to the gym and as Frank is going and they are leaving Zach stops him to confront him....and irrelevant argument/conversation....
Frank honestly...she does not need to share her life story with all the roommates like you did.
Everything said after this honestly did not matter....
They get back to the house...this is all still irrelevant stuff....Nate and Frank leave the house with Alex and he is now bitching about the conversation at the gym and asking Frank to "back him up"....and cue argument....
Frank is yelling at Nate....this bitch....I just can't with stupid fucking over emotional people...Frank just stfu.
[We come back from commercials]
Alex and the hats perform at the house of blues. I really think the songs she writes are really nice...her singing is making all the roomies cry and by all I mean the girls and Frank.
Sam, Frank and Zach gives confessionals about what they think about the situation.
Funny quotes:
"Frank and Todd. Frank and Michael. Frank and Frank. Frank is more confused than an ugly duckling growing up with swans." - Zach
"Sam Seran-wraps her ta-tas as if she is marinating two chicken breasts." - Frank
"I am walking to the gym, minding my own business and I walk into the wonder twins" - Frank
'With Zach and Frank I'm right in the middle, why can't one just hate me so I can be like bleh I'm on their team now." - Nate
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